Erika�s Hour: A Cooking Show
Episode #666: The joy of sweet children
Adapted to Story format by Catman
Erika smiled as the lights came up. The audience of boogiemen, witches, goblins, bed monsters, cuddlers, and whatnot all cheered at the most famous of all witches: Erika, the Gingerbread Witch. While she may seem like just another Gandma to the untrained eye, or to the kind children, she was actually an expert cook, specializing in children. She bowed to the cheers and whistles.
�Thank you everyone.� She said to the audience. �Welcome to my show!� Cheers and appaluse. �Today, we have a show especially made for the culinary gifted in our audience oday, and who watch our show in their caves and dark homes. Today, we continue our look at that most delicate and tasty of all ingrediants: young, sweet children.�
The audience cheered. They licked their chops as she mentioned children. After all, what monster DOESN�T like kiddies!
�Today, we set our sights on desserts with our children, and, as always, we have one dish made using our special comeback candies, which make the children reappear as if they were never eaten. Perfect for you monsters who have less luck catching kiddies, or for the kiddies who like us!� They cheer for those kids. �Don�t go away! When we come back, we make some Little Boy Pie and a Girl Eclair!� They went to commercial at that point.
As the intro music played, several children, about five in all, were brought in from off stage. The lights came up as one boy was set on the countertop. The monsters cheered as they saw the boy, who stared out at the audience, full of fright.
�Welcome back, fellow kiddie konsumers!� The audience laughed. �This is Zac. Zac here was a mean boy, especially picking on his baby sister and tearing the heads off her dolls.� She begins to remove his coverings. �But that�s ok. After all, The sourness in the taste makes for great pies!� The monsters laughed as Zac eeped.
�Wait� you mean�?� The boy said in a quiet tone, to shocked to scream. Erika nodded, the stripping finished.
�Now, preparing Boy Pies is not hard. Just remember to use especially bratty boys for it. Some say girls can be used, but trust me, you want bratty boys.� The audience laughed. �Now, we have a large pie crust ready for our boy here, but first, we need to prepare HIM.� He gets some powdered sugar and some cinnamon. �These, used on a sweet boy, would be overpowering. But on Zac here, I think we can use these. Powder the boy with the sugar and cinnamon liberally.� She does so. The audience laughs as poor Zac struggles some. �Now, some may ask, can these be left out? The answer is really no, not even for a nice boy. Besides, it�s fun!� The audience, and one of the kiddies, agree. �Ahh� Looking good Zac! Now, place the boy on his back in the pie crust. It has to be his back, as you will see.� Zac tries to struggle some, but is immediantly stopped as the witch gives him a vial of clear liquid. �Now, if you get a kicker like Zac here, give him a shot of our sleepytime potion. He�ll be in slumberland while he bakes up into a yum yum yummy treat!� The monsters all mmmmmm in pleasure. Zac struggles weakly for a moment more, then falls asleep. �There. Now to the pie pan.� Erika places the boy in the pan. He fits perfectly, his feet and head just touching the edges of pie crust. �Now, as you can see, Zac here is a little skinny. That means we need to fill him up with some pie filling.� She gets a large bowl of apple pie filling. �Now, you can use any pie filling, even chocolate cr�me pie for this moment, but fruit fillings are the best in my opinion. Fill him up with the filling first. This is why he has to be placed on his back, as the belly will not plump out correctly if he is on it.� The audience agrees. �When you see his cute tummy develop a very reasonable bulge, then he is ready to have the rest ladeled over his delicious form.� She smiles and force feeds the sleeping boy the filling. As Zac develops a large bulge it is instantly covered with apples, spices, and caramel, filling the pie up. At last, only his face, hands, and toes are sticking out. �Now, the filling is all set, and our boy is sleeping soundly. Time to put a blanket over him, so to speak.� The mosters giggle, then mmm in hunger as the top crust is placed on the pie, just covering Zac up. Erika mmmmmed and couldn�t help but lick her chops a little too. �Now, we set this nummy boy in the oven to bake at 400 degrees. By the end of our show, He will be ready to eat!� The monsters cheered. �Now don�t think we are done with our dessert. Up next, we have a Girl �clair to make, as well as what to do with willing children!� The audience goes wild as Erika shoves the big pie into the large oven, and the lights go down.
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When the lights come up a few moments later, a blonde-haired girl sits on the counter, looking rather nervous. Erika is working on removing the blue dress the girl is wearing, a fellow monster on stage now.
�Welcome back fellow goblins and boogiemen, as well as all you others hungry for children!� The audience laughs. �Zac is baking up nicely, but we need to work on our Girl �clair. I�d like to introduce my special guest, and an expert in pastries, Chef Wildcat of the Wildcat Eatery!�
The feline bowed as the audience clapped for him. He was a rather fat feline, wearing the robes and garments of a head chef. A rather nice grin was on his face, Which the girl could not help but smile at. �It is a pleasure.� The feline said after a time, saying it with a heavy french accent.
�Now, we are stripping our little girl here� Oh, where are my manners? Evreyone, this is Stacy.� The monsters all say hi, at which Stacy shivers. �Stacy here is not a bad girl, but she LOVES cakes, as you can see.� The monsters giggle as the dress is removed, revealing a slightly chubby little girl in her underwear. She blushed feverishly, feeling very abused at the moment.
�I guess in her case,� Wildcat said, rubbing the girl with big paws, �She will be what she eats. At least, in a sense.�
�Indeed. Now, you say this dough we are using is a special recipie of yours?� Erika said, the girl starting to figure out what is going on.
�That�s correct Erika. It is a special recipe, thick and heavy, meant to cocoon fillings and reduce the effectiveness if they squirm. Now, if they don�t squirm, it is like wrapping them in a thick blanket to them.� Wildcat smiled as the girl went wide eyed and tried to scream, but all that came out was a quiet eep. �Basically, we wrap her up in it once we have the rest of the filling spread on a sheet made of the dough.�
�Indeed.� Erika gets two bowls: One of marshmallow frosting, and one of chocolate frosting. She takes portions of each and spreads them over the dough blanket. When it is done, however, there is still a bit left. �Oh dear. It seems I made too much frosting!�
Wildcat nods. �It would appear so. No matter, it�s nice for girls to have a cream filling. You wouldn�t mind some sweets, would you Stacy?�
Stacy, forgetting WHY she was being offered sweet frosting, nods feverishly. She is given both bowls, which she eats quickly, making a mess of her face and filling out her belly, as she eats, Erika gets a little chocolate and sets it aside.
�Now, when Stacy here has finished, we wrap her up in the dough. Use a rolling pin to make it nice and even, and make sure the head is sticking out of the �clair.� Wildcat smiled as he spoke, getting a large rolling pin for evening the dough perfectly over Stacy.
Erika smiled as Stacy finished, burping in satisfaction and rubbing her frosting covered hands across her belly. �Looks like our filling is all set.� Stacy mmms for a second, still licking her face clean as she is set on the pastry dough, frosting smearing all over her body as she is wrapped up. By the time she realizes she is going to be eaten she is too late, and her struggles do no good in the thick, sticky dough. Erika smiles.
�Looks like your dough works wonderfully. Now, as we smoother out, anything you can tell us about Kiddie Eclairs in general?�
Wildcat nods as he rolls the dough out, the girl wimpering and crying at her fate. �Well, as pies are more for boys, �clairs are more for girls. Girls are sweet as sugar in a monster�s mouth, and are even nummier the brattier they are. There are exceptions: Willing girls are yummy too, as are ones like Stacy who eat LOTS of sugary foods!� The mosters cheer as Stacy becomes food. �As for the �clair itself, make sure to make the dough nice and comfy, so the food, if they relax, feels nice, warm, and safe. Make the dough thick, so they can�t wriggle out, and make it even so, when it comes out of that oven, it is a nice warm bit of heaven. Spead chocolate on top right after cooking. But that is for later.�
�Mmmmmm�. I can�t wait!� Erika said, mmming in pleasure. �May I have a taste before we bake?�
�I do not think that is a problem.� Wildcat replied, cutting off a portion of the pastry and dipping it in some nearby chocolate. He then replaced the cut dough with a bit that was left over. Stacy eeked as she saw Erika enjoy what she was eating.
�Oh my�.. It�s delicious!� Erika said, rubbing her belly. Stacy fainted as she saw that, causing the audience to giggle a little.
�Well, that saves me having to use a potion. Now, we bake!� She gats a large baking tray, greased and ready for Stacy. Wildcat and Erika lift the �clair onto it, then pen the oven door. The audience smiled as they see the boy pie, cooked to a golden brown, being taken out and set on a cooling rack. Once done, in Stacy went to be baked herself, the oven closing again with a nice bang. The duo looked to the audience.
�We bake for thirty minutes and then we eat her!� Erika said, the audience shouting in happiness. �Now, don�t go away We have two willing kiddies here, and they want to be nice and nummy for us, and we will show you how when we come back!�
And as the lights went down, the camera panned to the oven, where, in the window, the �clair was baking nicely.
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The scene opens again as the audience claps. Two children, a boy and a girl both about 6 years old, giggle and snuggle with Wildcat and Erika.
�Welcome back! We have quite the dessert planned for today for ourselves and our audience: Boy pie, Girl �clair, and now two willing morsels! Say hello to my very delicious third course, Timmy and Ashley!� The audience cheers. Tim rushes and even hugs a dog monster in the first row, who blushes at the resulting laughter until Timmy reurns to the duo. Wildcat laughs and snuggles Tim before setting him on the counter.
�Ah yes.� Erika says. �Willing food. One of the greatest delicacies of all, and the cutest! The thing is preparing them to make it the most fun for you and for your meal. And to that end, there are several options. We will be doing two today.� Erika smiles and comes behind Ashley. �Ashley here will be turned into a cupcake�� she goes to Timmy, �while Timmy here will become a nice cookie!� The Audience cheered, as did the kids, who seemed very excited about this. �Now We�ll do Ashley first. After all� ladies first!� The audience laughed at that one. Ashley giggled as she was placed in a big cake pan, large enough for her to sit in comfortably. �Timmy, care to help Wildcat and I turn Ashley into something sweet and tasty?� Timmy nodded. Erika made use of the boy as he got various ingredients, ranging from cocoa to sugar to flour to even a few eggs. Erika and Wildcat mixed the ingredients in a large bowl.
�Now, To ease everyone�s trouble, you want to take a regular cupcake recipie we use for fattening kids up, and multiply all ingredients by 10. For us, that means 10 eggs, a lot of flour and sugar, and large amounts of vanilla and cocoa. In the end, you get quite the delicious mix!� Indeed, it smelled of rich, gooey fudge, nice and sweet. Erika and Wildcat carried the Huge bowl to the muffin pan where Ashly sat, having stripped to a nice bathing suit she was given earier, made of edible cloth. �Ready, Ashley?�
�Ready! Pour it on in! Hehe!� Ashley cried. And they did. She smiled and giggled as the gooey mixture was poured on her, leaving it to look like she was bathing in a mud filled tub. Timmy giggled and mmed at the smell of the batter on her. The audience cheered Ashley on as she was being mixed in with the cupcake batter, rather enjoying herself.
�Girl Cupcakes are so cute when they are willing, and such fun to make! Make sure your girl is totally coated in batter form head to foot. Let her play in it for awhile, so the sweetness will soak in. If she wants, she can also eat some frosting to give a luscious cream filling to the dessert.� Erika offers some white frosting, at which Ashley giggles and scoops into her mouth, her belly filling out. Soon, the oven opened up, and Ashley looked in anticipation.
�Looks like she is ready Erika.� Wildcat says, licking his furry chops. The audience cheered in agreement, cheering Ashley on. Erika smiled at her and picked her up, taking her over to the oven, in which she was placed next to the cooking Girl �clair. The oven closed, and the crowd went crazy!
�Now now, fellow monsters. Remember, we have a little gingerbread boy to make!� The mosters cheer and Timmy poses. He removes what he was wearing revealing a set of thick dough undies, made of gingerbread. Wildcat mmms and has an idea of what Erika has in mind.
�Now, Timmy, you ready to become food for these hungry monsters?� Erika asked. The boy nodded. �Such a good boy.� She kissed him and set him on the counter.
�Now, there are many ways to make children into cookies. Some involve slicing them up, and others are a bit more magical. But I like using clothes made from foodstuffs. In this case, We will make a thick footed pajama outfit, complete with a hood, for our nummy little volunteer. Now making clothes out of dough can be tricky and does require some work to keep them soft, but thankfully there are some places where you can purchase foodstuff clothes or even have them specialty made. But here�s how you do it from scratch.�
Wildcat brought over some gingerbread dough, at which the audience mmmmmmed in hunger. �Now, if you plan to bake them right away, like Timmy here,� Timmy giggled at that. �then just wrap the dough around his body, making sure to make the dough wrap form fitting. Wrap around arms, legs, and so forth, then use a small rolling pin to smoooooooooooooooooth it out.�
Timmy giggled and squirmed just a little as the dough was wrapped around him, tickling him. As this was done, Erika spoke. �Now, if you want to make a set of dough clothes for the meal to wear for awhile, wrap the dough around a kid sized doll, and add some Sweet n� Soft to the batter to keep it nice and soft on his skin. It may nopt look as good as when it is professionally made, but it will have that nice homestyle touch. Bake in a 400 degree oven, like all the pastries we have shown today, for about 15 minutes. Afterward, remove the doll through the neck section, and presto: instant dough clothes fit for a king!� She looked to Timmy. �Enjoyiung yourself, scrumptious?�
�Oh yes, Ma�am!� The boy said. �This is so gooey and warm. It�s wonderful! I hope I taste good.�
�Oh believe me, little boy,� Wildcat said, finishing up the hood and getting a rolling pin. �YOU WILL.� He began to smooth the dough out with a rolling pin. The bellies of the audience rumbled, eager to begin this dessert feast. At last, Danny was coated in powdered sugar and placed on a baking tray, which was immediately sent in the oven by Erika. The audience cheered as in he went, smiling and waving goodbye.
�MMmmmmm� He will taste delicious!� Erika said. The audience agreed. �Now, when we come back, we will decorate our willing treats, and then� we feast!�
The audience cheered, licking their lips and rubbing their bellies. The lights went down as The scene of Erika and Wildcat mixing a last batch of frosting was displayed.
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The lights went up on Wildcat spreading chocolate on the girl �clair, which squirmed a little in protest but said nothing, as every now and then she was given some chocolate. The pie was by her, snoring coming from within, and next to thatwas two very happy little treats, and Erika standing over them with a pastry bag of frosting and some rainbow sprinkles, decorating the duo. �Mmm� welcome back, you�re all just in time for dessert!� The audience laughed. �Now, all four of our treats are all recipies right from the cook book, �Kitchen of Kiddies�, which gives the best recipies on the best ingredient for monsters! We ask the audience to come partake in our feast of delicious desserts, and don�t worry, we made extras before the show! A few final pointers though before we start. When decorating the final product, be as creative as you want. Believe me, you will both enjoy it if you are, but decorate right out of the oven, or else�. Well, let�s just say it will get plenty messy!� The monsters giggle and mmmmmm in hunger. �Thank you all for coming, and tune in next time when we tour the city here for some of the best Kiddie resturaunts. I�m Erika, my special guest Wildcat, and of course, the dessert! And we all say, BON APPETITE!�
The credits roll as the audience comes down and more of the four types of treats are brought out for the audience to eat. They all chew up the four fresh ones first, which either giggle or gasp as they are eaten up. The show closes on Erika, a gingerbread boy in her lap, smiling as she nibbles on his legs.
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Episode #666: The joy of sweet children
Adapted to Story format by Catman
Erika smiled as the lights came up. The audience of boogiemen, witches, goblins, bed monsters, cuddlers, and whatnot all cheered at the most famous of all witches: Erika, the Gingerbread Witch. While she may seem like just another Gandma to the untrained eye, or to the kind children, she was actually an expert cook, specializing in children. She bowed to the cheers and whistles.
�Thank you everyone.� She said to the audience. �Welcome to my show!� Cheers and appaluse. �Today, we have a show especially made for the culinary gifted in our audience oday, and who watch our show in their caves and dark homes. Today, we continue our look at that most delicate and tasty of all ingrediants: young, sweet children.�
The audience cheered. They licked their chops as she mentioned children. After all, what monster DOESN�T like kiddies!
�Today, we set our sights on desserts with our children, and, as always, we have one dish made using our special comeback candies, which make the children reappear as if they were never eaten. Perfect for you monsters who have less luck catching kiddies, or for the kiddies who like us!� They cheer for those kids. �Don�t go away! When we come back, we make some Little Boy Pie and a Girl Eclair!� They went to commercial at that point.
As the intro music played, several children, about five in all, were brought in from off stage. The lights came up as one boy was set on the countertop. The monsters cheered as they saw the boy, who stared out at the audience, full of fright.
�Welcome back, fellow kiddie konsumers!� The audience laughed. �This is Zac. Zac here was a mean boy, especially picking on his baby sister and tearing the heads off her dolls.� She begins to remove his coverings. �But that�s ok. After all, The sourness in the taste makes for great pies!� The monsters laughed as Zac eeped.
�Wait� you mean�?� The boy said in a quiet tone, to shocked to scream. Erika nodded, the stripping finished.
�Now, preparing Boy Pies is not hard. Just remember to use especially bratty boys for it. Some say girls can be used, but trust me, you want bratty boys.� The audience laughed. �Now, we have a large pie crust ready for our boy here, but first, we need to prepare HIM.� He gets some powdered sugar and some cinnamon. �These, used on a sweet boy, would be overpowering. But on Zac here, I think we can use these. Powder the boy with the sugar and cinnamon liberally.� She does so. The audience laughs as poor Zac struggles some. �Now, some may ask, can these be left out? The answer is really no, not even for a nice boy. Besides, it�s fun!� The audience, and one of the kiddies, agree. �Ahh� Looking good Zac! Now, place the boy on his back in the pie crust. It has to be his back, as you will see.� Zac tries to struggle some, but is immediantly stopped as the witch gives him a vial of clear liquid. �Now, if you get a kicker like Zac here, give him a shot of our sleepytime potion. He�ll be in slumberland while he bakes up into a yum yum yummy treat!� The monsters all mmmmmm in pleasure. Zac struggles weakly for a moment more, then falls asleep. �There. Now to the pie pan.� Erika places the boy in the pan. He fits perfectly, his feet and head just touching the edges of pie crust. �Now, as you can see, Zac here is a little skinny. That means we need to fill him up with some pie filling.� She gets a large bowl of apple pie filling. �Now, you can use any pie filling, even chocolate cr�me pie for this moment, but fruit fillings are the best in my opinion. Fill him up with the filling first. This is why he has to be placed on his back, as the belly will not plump out correctly if he is on it.� The audience agrees. �When you see his cute tummy develop a very reasonable bulge, then he is ready to have the rest ladeled over his delicious form.� She smiles and force feeds the sleeping boy the filling. As Zac develops a large bulge it is instantly covered with apples, spices, and caramel, filling the pie up. At last, only his face, hands, and toes are sticking out. �Now, the filling is all set, and our boy is sleeping soundly. Time to put a blanket over him, so to speak.� The mosters giggle, then mmm in hunger as the top crust is placed on the pie, just covering Zac up. Erika mmmmmed and couldn�t help but lick her chops a little too. �Now, we set this nummy boy in the oven to bake at 400 degrees. By the end of our show, He will be ready to eat!� The monsters cheered. �Now don�t think we are done with our dessert. Up next, we have a Girl �clair to make, as well as what to do with willing children!� The audience goes wild as Erika shoves the big pie into the large oven, and the lights go down.
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When the lights come up a few moments later, a blonde-haired girl sits on the counter, looking rather nervous. Erika is working on removing the blue dress the girl is wearing, a fellow monster on stage now.
�Welcome back fellow goblins and boogiemen, as well as all you others hungry for children!� The audience laughs. �Zac is baking up nicely, but we need to work on our Girl �clair. I�d like to introduce my special guest, and an expert in pastries, Chef Wildcat of the Wildcat Eatery!�
The feline bowed as the audience clapped for him. He was a rather fat feline, wearing the robes and garments of a head chef. A rather nice grin was on his face, Which the girl could not help but smile at. �It is a pleasure.� The feline said after a time, saying it with a heavy french accent.
�Now, we are stripping our little girl here� Oh, where are my manners? Evreyone, this is Stacy.� The monsters all say hi, at which Stacy shivers. �Stacy here is not a bad girl, but she LOVES cakes, as you can see.� The monsters giggle as the dress is removed, revealing a slightly chubby little girl in her underwear. She blushed feverishly, feeling very abused at the moment.
�I guess in her case,� Wildcat said, rubbing the girl with big paws, �She will be what she eats. At least, in a sense.�
�Indeed. Now, you say this dough we are using is a special recipie of yours?� Erika said, the girl starting to figure out what is going on.
�That�s correct Erika. It is a special recipe, thick and heavy, meant to cocoon fillings and reduce the effectiveness if they squirm. Now, if they don�t squirm, it is like wrapping them in a thick blanket to them.� Wildcat smiled as the girl went wide eyed and tried to scream, but all that came out was a quiet eep. �Basically, we wrap her up in it once we have the rest of the filling spread on a sheet made of the dough.�
�Indeed.� Erika gets two bowls: One of marshmallow frosting, and one of chocolate frosting. She takes portions of each and spreads them over the dough blanket. When it is done, however, there is still a bit left. �Oh dear. It seems I made too much frosting!�
Wildcat nods. �It would appear so. No matter, it�s nice for girls to have a cream filling. You wouldn�t mind some sweets, would you Stacy?�
Stacy, forgetting WHY she was being offered sweet frosting, nods feverishly. She is given both bowls, which she eats quickly, making a mess of her face and filling out her belly, as she eats, Erika gets a little chocolate and sets it aside.
�Now, when Stacy here has finished, we wrap her up in the dough. Use a rolling pin to make it nice and even, and make sure the head is sticking out of the �clair.� Wildcat smiled as he spoke, getting a large rolling pin for evening the dough perfectly over Stacy.
Erika smiled as Stacy finished, burping in satisfaction and rubbing her frosting covered hands across her belly. �Looks like our filling is all set.� Stacy mmms for a second, still licking her face clean as she is set on the pastry dough, frosting smearing all over her body as she is wrapped up. By the time she realizes she is going to be eaten she is too late, and her struggles do no good in the thick, sticky dough. Erika smiles.
�Looks like your dough works wonderfully. Now, as we smoother out, anything you can tell us about Kiddie Eclairs in general?�
Wildcat nods as he rolls the dough out, the girl wimpering and crying at her fate. �Well, as pies are more for boys, �clairs are more for girls. Girls are sweet as sugar in a monster�s mouth, and are even nummier the brattier they are. There are exceptions: Willing girls are yummy too, as are ones like Stacy who eat LOTS of sugary foods!� The mosters cheer as Stacy becomes food. �As for the �clair itself, make sure to make the dough nice and comfy, so the food, if they relax, feels nice, warm, and safe. Make the dough thick, so they can�t wriggle out, and make it even so, when it comes out of that oven, it is a nice warm bit of heaven. Spead chocolate on top right after cooking. But that is for later.�
�Mmmmmm�. I can�t wait!� Erika said, mmming in pleasure. �May I have a taste before we bake?�
�I do not think that is a problem.� Wildcat replied, cutting off a portion of the pastry and dipping it in some nearby chocolate. He then replaced the cut dough with a bit that was left over. Stacy eeked as she saw Erika enjoy what she was eating.
�Oh my�.. It�s delicious!� Erika said, rubbing her belly. Stacy fainted as she saw that, causing the audience to giggle a little.
�Well, that saves me having to use a potion. Now, we bake!� She gats a large baking tray, greased and ready for Stacy. Wildcat and Erika lift the �clair onto it, then pen the oven door. The audience smiled as they see the boy pie, cooked to a golden brown, being taken out and set on a cooling rack. Once done, in Stacy went to be baked herself, the oven closing again with a nice bang. The duo looked to the audience.
�We bake for thirty minutes and then we eat her!� Erika said, the audience shouting in happiness. �Now, don�t go away We have two willing kiddies here, and they want to be nice and nummy for us, and we will show you how when we come back!�
And as the lights went down, the camera panned to the oven, where, in the window, the �clair was baking nicely.
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The scene opens again as the audience claps. Two children, a boy and a girl both about 6 years old, giggle and snuggle with Wildcat and Erika.
�Welcome back! We have quite the dessert planned for today for ourselves and our audience: Boy pie, Girl �clair, and now two willing morsels! Say hello to my very delicious third course, Timmy and Ashley!� The audience cheers. Tim rushes and even hugs a dog monster in the first row, who blushes at the resulting laughter until Timmy reurns to the duo. Wildcat laughs and snuggles Tim before setting him on the counter.
�Ah yes.� Erika says. �Willing food. One of the greatest delicacies of all, and the cutest! The thing is preparing them to make it the most fun for you and for your meal. And to that end, there are several options. We will be doing two today.� Erika smiles and comes behind Ashley. �Ashley here will be turned into a cupcake�� she goes to Timmy, �while Timmy here will become a nice cookie!� The Audience cheered, as did the kids, who seemed very excited about this. �Now We�ll do Ashley first. After all� ladies first!� The audience laughed at that one. Ashley giggled as she was placed in a big cake pan, large enough for her to sit in comfortably. �Timmy, care to help Wildcat and I turn Ashley into something sweet and tasty?� Timmy nodded. Erika made use of the boy as he got various ingredients, ranging from cocoa to sugar to flour to even a few eggs. Erika and Wildcat mixed the ingredients in a large bowl.
�Now, To ease everyone�s trouble, you want to take a regular cupcake recipie we use for fattening kids up, and multiply all ingredients by 10. For us, that means 10 eggs, a lot of flour and sugar, and large amounts of vanilla and cocoa. In the end, you get quite the delicious mix!� Indeed, it smelled of rich, gooey fudge, nice and sweet. Erika and Wildcat carried the Huge bowl to the muffin pan where Ashly sat, having stripped to a nice bathing suit she was given earier, made of edible cloth. �Ready, Ashley?�
�Ready! Pour it on in! Hehe!� Ashley cried. And they did. She smiled and giggled as the gooey mixture was poured on her, leaving it to look like she was bathing in a mud filled tub. Timmy giggled and mmed at the smell of the batter on her. The audience cheered Ashley on as she was being mixed in with the cupcake batter, rather enjoying herself.
�Girl Cupcakes are so cute when they are willing, and such fun to make! Make sure your girl is totally coated in batter form head to foot. Let her play in it for awhile, so the sweetness will soak in. If she wants, she can also eat some frosting to give a luscious cream filling to the dessert.� Erika offers some white frosting, at which Ashley giggles and scoops into her mouth, her belly filling out. Soon, the oven opened up, and Ashley looked in anticipation.
�Looks like she is ready Erika.� Wildcat says, licking his furry chops. The audience cheered in agreement, cheering Ashley on. Erika smiled at her and picked her up, taking her over to the oven, in which she was placed next to the cooking Girl �clair. The oven closed, and the crowd went crazy!
�Now now, fellow monsters. Remember, we have a little gingerbread boy to make!� The mosters cheer and Timmy poses. He removes what he was wearing revealing a set of thick dough undies, made of gingerbread. Wildcat mmms and has an idea of what Erika has in mind.
�Now, Timmy, you ready to become food for these hungry monsters?� Erika asked. The boy nodded. �Such a good boy.� She kissed him and set him on the counter.
�Now, there are many ways to make children into cookies. Some involve slicing them up, and others are a bit more magical. But I like using clothes made from foodstuffs. In this case, We will make a thick footed pajama outfit, complete with a hood, for our nummy little volunteer. Now making clothes out of dough can be tricky and does require some work to keep them soft, but thankfully there are some places where you can purchase foodstuff clothes or even have them specialty made. But here�s how you do it from scratch.�
Wildcat brought over some gingerbread dough, at which the audience mmmmmmed in hunger. �Now, if you plan to bake them right away, like Timmy here,� Timmy giggled at that. �then just wrap the dough around his body, making sure to make the dough wrap form fitting. Wrap around arms, legs, and so forth, then use a small rolling pin to smoooooooooooooooooth it out.�
Timmy giggled and squirmed just a little as the dough was wrapped around him, tickling him. As this was done, Erika spoke. �Now, if you want to make a set of dough clothes for the meal to wear for awhile, wrap the dough around a kid sized doll, and add some Sweet n� Soft to the batter to keep it nice and soft on his skin. It may nopt look as good as when it is professionally made, but it will have that nice homestyle touch. Bake in a 400 degree oven, like all the pastries we have shown today, for about 15 minutes. Afterward, remove the doll through the neck section, and presto: instant dough clothes fit for a king!� She looked to Timmy. �Enjoyiung yourself, scrumptious?�
�Oh yes, Ma�am!� The boy said. �This is so gooey and warm. It�s wonderful! I hope I taste good.�
�Oh believe me, little boy,� Wildcat said, finishing up the hood and getting a rolling pin. �YOU WILL.� He began to smooth the dough out with a rolling pin. The bellies of the audience rumbled, eager to begin this dessert feast. At last, Danny was coated in powdered sugar and placed on a baking tray, which was immediately sent in the oven by Erika. The audience cheered as in he went, smiling and waving goodbye.
�MMmmmmm� He will taste delicious!� Erika said. The audience agreed. �Now, when we come back, we will decorate our willing treats, and then� we feast!�
The audience cheered, licking their lips and rubbing their bellies. The lights went down as The scene of Erika and Wildcat mixing a last batch of frosting was displayed.
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The lights went up on Wildcat spreading chocolate on the girl �clair, which squirmed a little in protest but said nothing, as every now and then she was given some chocolate. The pie was by her, snoring coming from within, and next to thatwas two very happy little treats, and Erika standing over them with a pastry bag of frosting and some rainbow sprinkles, decorating the duo. �Mmm� welcome back, you�re all just in time for dessert!� The audience laughed. �Now, all four of our treats are all recipies right from the cook book, �Kitchen of Kiddies�, which gives the best recipies on the best ingredient for monsters! We ask the audience to come partake in our feast of delicious desserts, and don�t worry, we made extras before the show! A few final pointers though before we start. When decorating the final product, be as creative as you want. Believe me, you will both enjoy it if you are, but decorate right out of the oven, or else�. Well, let�s just say it will get plenty messy!� The monsters giggle and mmmmmm in hunger. �Thank you all for coming, and tune in next time when we tour the city here for some of the best Kiddie resturaunts. I�m Erika, my special guest Wildcat, and of course, the dessert! And we all say, BON APPETITE!�
The credits roll as the audience comes down and more of the four types of treats are brought out for the audience to eat. They all chew up the four fresh ones first, which either giggle or gasp as they are eaten up. The show closes on Erika, a gingerbread boy in her lap, smiling as she nibbles on his legs.
THIS PROGRAM WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE MONSTEROUS CONFECTIONARY SOCIETY, CHIRED BY CATMAN. WE LOVE KIDS� FOR DINNER.
Erikas Hour
By MisterEbony -- Report
Another kiddie prep story, featuring Erika, the Hansel and Gretel witch! I thought she was older...
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Posted by TW 19 years ago Report
I don't mind it being in .txt format. But please try and make it so I'm not scrolling to the right constantly in order to read the story.
Posted by phantasm109 19 years ago Report
id like to see some more stories where kids have to wear cookie dough jumpsuits and clothes like the boy does at the end of this one.
Posted by emilbootanimefreak 15 years ago Report
I think you forgot the part when they show the monsters how to bring back the "Good" children after they're eaten.
Posted by MisterEbony 15 years ago Report
Ummmm..... in this universe... they don't. This was made before Furside, it was during my kiddie gobbling days.
Posted by GiantessFanXXX 15 years ago Report
yeah but you do mention it with the er comeback candy thing.
Posted by GiantessFanXXX 15 years ago Report
you also mention that there are five children but you only do four.
'As the intro music played, several children, about five in all, were brought in from off stage.'
Posted by boydinner 14 years ago Report
is it possible to use a good boy for boy pie?