Sasha Claus
By MisterEbony, for KryptRat
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through her den
Sasha Bunborgia's belly was rumbling again!
And it was Christmas Eve too, to boot!
She sighed as she looked outside, sniffing the air, but all she got was a snowflake landing on her nose.
"Oh poo!" The gargantuan brown bunny anthro said. "Not a child outdoors for miles! They all went home early for Christmas."
When it came to holidays, Sasha loved and hated Christmas. She loved it because kids played outside more, meaning more goodies for her, but hated it on christmas eve, after the kids had a big dinner, and she hadn't a kid at all!
Well, this year would be different. "Desperate times call for desperate measures. I'm going shopping!"
She put on the red coat a kid had given her, with white trim, a soft hat made from bear fur, and gathered some fixings and her favorite bib into a big sack. She lugged it over her shoulder, and set out to find her Christmas Dinner.
**************
Little Sally was sitting in front of the fireplace. There was no fire in it, but she was watching for someone.
Santa Claus.
She set out some cookies and milk for Santa, and her father even widened the chimney so he could fit, chuckling some as he did. His mother thought he was silly, but she said nothing.
"I hope he comes soon." Santa said, snuggling under a big blanket, her pink footed PJ's warm but not quite warm enough. "I've been really good. I even cleaned my brother's room!"
As she talked, ash began to fall down the chimney. "Oh! It's him!" Slly said, hiding behind the couch. She heard Santa slide down, hearing him land in the fireplace.
Only, he didn't look like she had imagined. He was big and jolly, that was for sure, and he had the red coat and the sack of toys, but he also sported a bunny face, two big ears, and no beard.
And he sounded like a girl.
"Oh ho ho..." He... er... she said. "That hurt a little. Good thing I got extra padding." She looked at the cookies and smiled. She then looked herself over and chuckled. "Well..." She said, tasting one. "Mmm! Chocolate Chip!"
"I'm glad you liek them Santa!" Sally blurted out, eeping and covering her mouth. She hoped Santa had not seen her, but she was wrong as she bounded over to her.
"Well now! You're up late little girl!" The bunny said, sniffing her. "Oh, it was you I smelled!"
The girl tilted her head. "You can smell kids, Santa Claus?"
Sasha (For of couse that is who it was) chuckled. "Of course, little girl. And you must be Sally." She smiled, hoping she read that stocking right.
"It IS you Santa!" Sally said, hugging Sasha. Oh she smelled yummy! Sasha licked her lips as she was hugged, the girl would be a yummy treat!
But how to get her into her tummy?
"Of course!" Sasha said. She smiled and moved over to the couch, setting her bag down. But she eeped as the girl looked in it. Was her cover about to be blown?
"Wow!" She said, pulling out a BIG cookie, then another. Both were soft and cakelike, but defiantely cookies. Chocolate ones too! "Are these for me?"
Sasha smiled. She had intended to sandwich the girl between them, but this worked too. "Of course dear. Merry Christmas!"
The girl yayed and went into the kitchen. Sasha sighed some, realizing she may have just lost her snack. As she returned, this was confirmed as she spread frosting on it. Sasha was about to say something when the little girl beat her to it.
"Would you like half Santa?" She said. Sasha smiled and nodded. She took out a BIG knife, and began to cut it in half. As she did, Sally got Sasha a big cup of milk.
"Why, thnak you." She said. Sally smiled and began to eat at the cookie, watching as Sasha ate from her half of it. The two talked on Christmas, Sasha thankfully knowing alot about Santa Claus in general.
"Santa," Sally said. "Does my brother have a gift too?"
Sasha sighed. So much for her meal. She pulled out a book on kid recipes, and Sally giggled.
"Oh Tommy will love this!" Sally said, kissing Sasha on the cheek. Sasha smiled some, but realized she just lost her meal.
"I better go Sally, I got plenty of houses to visit." She got up and started to climb up the chimney, but Sally stopped her.
"Please don't go Santa!" She begged.
"I have to." Sasha choked out. She really did not want to, having lost her best cook book and her cookies, as well as two possible meals. Plus, as she came up out of the chimney, she slid down the side into the snow.
"Some Christmas this is." She whimpered.
"Oh I don't know. I think you did very well."
She looked up to see a big human, with a white beard and wearing a red suit.
"S...S...Santa?" She choked out.
"Merry Christmas Sasha Bunborgia." He said with a smile. "That was a nice thing you did. I admit, I am not fond of you eating kids, I admit it, but I also noticed you are kind to them as well, make it fun. For that, I got you something." He handed her a large box.
And when she opened it, inside was a cute five year old, smiling and leaping out to hug Sasha. She looked puzzled as she held the tasty looking morsel.
"He said he wanted to feed the bunny for Christmas. This is what he meant. Guess you both got what you want."
Santa was about to leave when Sasha stopped him. "Wait Santa... here."
She handed him the last cookie from her bag. "I was going to have that and a boy... but I think you deserve it. It's a snickerdoodle."
Santa smiled and patted Sasha on the head. "Thank you Sasha. And Merry Christmas!" He cracked his whip, and his team flew into the air, leaving Sasha and the boy snuggling in the falling snow.
"Come on little treat." Sasha said, snuggling the boy into her coat, next to her thick fur. "I got a good recipe for a gingerbread boy."
The boy snuggled and fell asleep against her, leaving her to ponder how he would taste. But he heard Santa exclaim, as he flew out of sight:
VORISH CHRISTMAS TO ALL,
AND TO ALL A GOOD BITE!
The end.
By MisterEbony, for KryptRat
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through her den
Sasha Bunborgia's belly was rumbling again!
And it was Christmas Eve too, to boot!
She sighed as she looked outside, sniffing the air, but all she got was a snowflake landing on her nose.
"Oh poo!" The gargantuan brown bunny anthro said. "Not a child outdoors for miles! They all went home early for Christmas."
When it came to holidays, Sasha loved and hated Christmas. She loved it because kids played outside more, meaning more goodies for her, but hated it on christmas eve, after the kids had a big dinner, and she hadn't a kid at all!
Well, this year would be different. "Desperate times call for desperate measures. I'm going shopping!"
She put on the red coat a kid had given her, with white trim, a soft hat made from bear fur, and gathered some fixings and her favorite bib into a big sack. She lugged it over her shoulder, and set out to find her Christmas Dinner.
**************
Little Sally was sitting in front of the fireplace. There was no fire in it, but she was watching for someone.
Santa Claus.
She set out some cookies and milk for Santa, and her father even widened the chimney so he could fit, chuckling some as he did. His mother thought he was silly, but she said nothing.
"I hope he comes soon." Santa said, snuggling under a big blanket, her pink footed PJ's warm but not quite warm enough. "I've been really good. I even cleaned my brother's room!"
As she talked, ash began to fall down the chimney. "Oh! It's him!" Slly said, hiding behind the couch. She heard Santa slide down, hearing him land in the fireplace.
Only, he didn't look like she had imagined. He was big and jolly, that was for sure, and he had the red coat and the sack of toys, but he also sported a bunny face, two big ears, and no beard.
And he sounded like a girl.
"Oh ho ho..." He... er... she said. "That hurt a little. Good thing I got extra padding." She looked at the cookies and smiled. She then looked herself over and chuckled. "Well..." She said, tasting one. "Mmm! Chocolate Chip!"
"I'm glad you liek them Santa!" Sally blurted out, eeping and covering her mouth. She hoped Santa had not seen her, but she was wrong as she bounded over to her.
"Well now! You're up late little girl!" The bunny said, sniffing her. "Oh, it was you I smelled!"
The girl tilted her head. "You can smell kids, Santa Claus?"
Sasha (For of couse that is who it was) chuckled. "Of course, little girl. And you must be Sally." She smiled, hoping she read that stocking right.
"It IS you Santa!" Sally said, hugging Sasha. Oh she smelled yummy! Sasha licked her lips as she was hugged, the girl would be a yummy treat!
But how to get her into her tummy?
"Of course!" Sasha said. She smiled and moved over to the couch, setting her bag down. But she eeped as the girl looked in it. Was her cover about to be blown?
"Wow!" She said, pulling out a BIG cookie, then another. Both were soft and cakelike, but defiantely cookies. Chocolate ones too! "Are these for me?"
Sasha smiled. She had intended to sandwich the girl between them, but this worked too. "Of course dear. Merry Christmas!"
The girl yayed and went into the kitchen. Sasha sighed some, realizing she may have just lost her snack. As she returned, this was confirmed as she spread frosting on it. Sasha was about to say something when the little girl beat her to it.
"Would you like half Santa?" She said. Sasha smiled and nodded. She took out a BIG knife, and began to cut it in half. As she did, Sally got Sasha a big cup of milk.
"Why, thnak you." She said. Sally smiled and began to eat at the cookie, watching as Sasha ate from her half of it. The two talked on Christmas, Sasha thankfully knowing alot about Santa Claus in general.
"Santa," Sally said. "Does my brother have a gift too?"
Sasha sighed. So much for her meal. She pulled out a book on kid recipes, and Sally giggled.
"Oh Tommy will love this!" Sally said, kissing Sasha on the cheek. Sasha smiled some, but realized she just lost her meal.
"I better go Sally, I got plenty of houses to visit." She got up and started to climb up the chimney, but Sally stopped her.
"Please don't go Santa!" She begged.
"I have to." Sasha choked out. She really did not want to, having lost her best cook book and her cookies, as well as two possible meals. Plus, as she came up out of the chimney, she slid down the side into the snow.
"Some Christmas this is." She whimpered.
"Oh I don't know. I think you did very well."
She looked up to see a big human, with a white beard and wearing a red suit.
"S...S...Santa?" She choked out.
"Merry Christmas Sasha Bunborgia." He said with a smile. "That was a nice thing you did. I admit, I am not fond of you eating kids, I admit it, but I also noticed you are kind to them as well, make it fun. For that, I got you something." He handed her a large box.
And when she opened it, inside was a cute five year old, smiling and leaping out to hug Sasha. She looked puzzled as she held the tasty looking morsel.
"He said he wanted to feed the bunny for Christmas. This is what he meant. Guess you both got what you want."
Santa was about to leave when Sasha stopped him. "Wait Santa... here."
She handed him the last cookie from her bag. "I was going to have that and a boy... but I think you deserve it. It's a snickerdoodle."
Santa smiled and patted Sasha on the head. "Thank you Sasha. And Merry Christmas!" He cracked his whip, and his team flew into the air, leaving Sasha and the boy snuggling in the falling snow.
"Come on little treat." Sasha said, snuggling the boy into her coat, next to her thick fur. "I got a good recipe for a gingerbread boy."
The boy snuggled and fell asleep against her, leaving her to ponder how he would taste. But he heard Santa exclaim, as he flew out of sight:
VORISH CHRISTMAS TO ALL,
AND TO ALL A GOOD BITE!
The end.
Sasha Claus
By MisterEbony -- Report
For Cryptrat. Sorry it is too late for Christmas!
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