That Old Bat Magic
A Gadget Vore and Snuffie Tale by MisterEbony
For AlexReynard, a little belated Christmas present!
Foxglove was hard at work on her secret project. Having found a book on arcane magic for dummies, she had been trying to make new spells and potions to help the rangers.
Especially Gadget and Dale. Gadget because she and her have become sort of sisters. Dale because... well... she wanted to make out with him and love him and...
What a guy!
"Ok, let's see here." The little bat said, turning a page on the book with a wing. "Ah, here it is. Now then, here we go."
She stood over the bat-sized cauldron, beginning the incantation:
Double double toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble, with leaves of nightshade and apple seeds, I'll make a potion that the rangers need. With Fire red berries, and the hair of a cat, I'll help them to survive even being squished flat! With the slaiva of a snake, the root of corn, I'll make it so he rangers can REFORM!"
A puff of smoke later, and the potion began to bubble. Foxglove sniffed it and took a taste. "Hmmm... apple pie! Not bad." She looked over to a large blade. "Now for the real test. If it works, oh Dale the fun we will have. If it doesn't... well, at least I led a good life."
She laid under the blade and pulled a string, freeing it from the wall. It came out from it, slicing into her, a spray of red flying up as she was cut in two.
All went black....
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At the ranger tree, Monty was heading out for a few days with Zipper, off on a solo adventure. Gadget was packing the last of his things: a picture of them all.
"Now, don't forget to write alright?" Dale said, munching on a candy bar.
"Of course palie!" Monty said, taking his suitcase from Gadget. "zipper and I will keep in touch."
Chip shook Monty's hand. "If you happen to see any of our old friends, give them our reguards, alright?"
"Right." Monty said. "Anyone in particular you want a message for Dale? Gadget?"
Gadget shook her head, but Dale was silent. He was looking out the window. He only responded when Chip smacked his head.
"OW!" He said, looking to Chip and beginning another argument. Gadget couldn't help but chuckle.
"THose two never change."
"Oh I dunno love." Monty said. "Dale has taken a big intrest in that bat friend of ours, and left you and Chip to snuggle and..."
"MONTY!" Gadget said, annoyed. But he was telling the truth. Her and Chip have gotten VERY close. On many occasions. Two or three times a day.
"Well love, I better go. Oh, and if you see that Fat Cat or Nimnul, you give them my worst." Monty hugged his friend, then headed out to meet Zipper by the Ranger Glider. The two took off, leaving Gadget watching a fight that had played out before. Grabbing some popcorn, she sat back to watch, turning her head as Dale got a sharp kick.
"Golly! that had to hurt!"
*************
It was later that day when there was a knock on the door. CHip and Dale were out looking for some fresh strawberries, leaving Gadget to her work.
"I wonder who that could be?" She said. When she opened the door, there was Foxglove, smiling and holding a large vial in her wing.
"Gadget I did it! I DID IT!!!!" She said, running in and hugging Gadget, lifting her up and spinning. Gadget was very dizzy as she was set down.
"Wait Foxglove!" She said. "You don't mean...?"
"I do Gadget I do!" She held up the poition. "One dose of this and we all will be practically indestructible! Reformation Gadget! I finally got reformation to work!"
Gadget was excited. "Golly! That means that we can... oh Fox I am so happy! Wait until Chip sees this!"
Fox glove smiled and had an idea. "Well, why don't we show the boys, instead of just tell them?" She licked her lips. Gadget could tell what she was up to.
"Chip will kill you, you know that right?"
Foxglove chuckled. "Nope! I tried earlier, cut myself in half! Then, when I concentrated, POOF! I was back to normal! So what do you say?"
Gadget giggled. "Alright, give me a shot of that." she smiled and tasted it. "Mmm... apple pie..."
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"I hope Gadget likes these blueberries." Chip said. Dale sighed.
"Yeah..."
"Hello?! Earth to Dale!"
"Wha?!" Dale said, almost droipping his strawberries. Chip sighed.
"Foxglove again? Why don't you tell her?"
Dale shook his head. "Chip, if I told Fox I wanted her to eat me, she would hate me."
Chip chuckled. "Well, I told Gadget. TOld her I wanted us to hide in a big sandwich Fat Cat had, and make love in his belly. We use that a lot ever since."
Dale chuckled. "Yeah I know, you two arent exactly quiet."
Chip laughed some, as did Dale. "We are pretty lucky."
"Sure are!" Dale said, reaching the door, slowly he opened it. "I bet we are the luckiest... .HOLY SHIT!!!!"
Chip ran in. "What is it Da.... FOXGLOVE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
The duo saw a rathe rgrizzly sight. On the table was Gadget's severed head, an apple in the mouth, the rest turning over a spit. Foxglove had eaten part of it, an arm and part of the left leg. "Oh hi guys. I was waiting for you two and I got hungry. You want a taste?"
Chip held his mouth, looking like he was going to be sick, and Dale just fainted right then and there. Chip did the same not two minutes later as Foxglove bit off the other foot. As they did, the head mmmphed and spat out the apple.
"Well that was fun!" Gadget said, giggling. "How do I taste Fox?"
"Hmmm... the orange marinade is quite tasty, makes the meat good and sweet. Chip is lucky."
"Actually, it is Fat Cat that will be lucky. See, Him and I, we kinda have this crazy idea..."
Foxglove smiled. "Oh, I just got one for Dale! HE looks so tasty... let's sneak some of the potion into their mouth as they recover."
Gadget chuckled. "Golly, that sounds great! But can you wait until I reform?"
Foxglove nodded. "Sure, just concentrate hard. I need room for desert anyway."
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When Dale awoke, he was unable to move at all. He tried to move his arms and legs, but he couldn't. What was going on?
"What a nightmare..." He said. "Gadget eaten up... now I will never tell Fox I want her to eat me."
"You just did tasty treat." Foxglove said, coming into view, rubbing her belly. "Oh, she was delish, but I have some room for more."
Without being able to control it, Dale began to get a little hard. Fox looked so sexy... and she was going to...
"Oh my, you eager to be dessert Cutie Pie?" Foxglove said, placing some berries around Dale. She giggled and kissed his nose. "I hope so. Dale pie will bake up so nicely, but then again I could eat you right now."
Dale struggled some, realizing where he was. He was lying in a big pie pan, the bottom crust already set up. The fruit he and Chip had gathered was in the pie all around him, and he was naked save for some glaze and spices. "No Foxglove please! It was just a fantasy I had! Please don't!"
"Sorry Dale." Foxglove said, licking her chops. "You look too tasty to pass up. But I can grant a last request."
Dale whimpered. "Um... one last... um... time?" He blushed as Foxglove walked closer, showing off her beauty. Dale closed his eyes and set up his lips for a kiss.
He got it. A big one, her tounge licking the inside of his mouth, her wings wrapped around his tied form. She was soon making love to him, and Dale moaned in delight as she did.
"mmmmm..." Fox said, eyes fluttering. "Still unsure about being my meal?"
Dale smiled. "No... you convinced me... eat me up my love..."
Foxglove smiled. "Not yet. Yu need to bake."
*************
Chip was in disbelief as he saw Gadget cut off her head before his eyes, only to have her reform good as new in a flash. "How.... how did you?"
"Foxglove perfected that potion Chip. I snuck a little to you as you were out." she smiled, holding the carving knife. "Here, let me show you." She took aim aat his neck.
"Wait... Gadget.. .NO!" Dale said, but as he did, the blade cut off his head, sending it flying about the main room. In landed on a nearby sofa, no blood, but sure unsettling!
"That's one way for me to get aHEAD in life Chip." She said, coming over to the decapitated head of Chip. She lifted it up and smiled.
"My God..." Chip said. "It kind of feels nice... I feel so light and..."
Gadget shut him up with a kiss. He then went wide eyed.
"Wait a sec Gadget!" Chip said, so excited he almost rolled out of her hands. "Does this mean...?"
"It does my lover." Gadget said, sitting by his body, snuggling them closely. "I think we should go feed Fat Cat, and soon. No sense Foxglove having all the fun."
As she said that, Out she came to the main room, holding a big pie. It smelled simply delicious, the crust golden brown, the insides warm and bubbly... with a special treat at the center.
Dale.
"Looks like Dale is getting his wish." Chip said. "I wonder if Foxglove knew his desires?"
Gadget shrugged. "Don't know. Doubt we ever will really." She then pondered. "Chip... have YOU ever tried mouse?"
Chip was wide eyed. "What? first you cut off my head and then you want me to eat you?"
"Not all of me." she said. "Just a leg or an arm or... a breast?"
Chip couldn't help but chuckle some. "Welll..... why not? This day has gotten pretty crazy, why not go cannibal?"
Gadget smiled. "Come on then Chip. Let's go have a bite to eat."
**************
"OH FOXY THIS IS WONDERFUL!!!!!"
Dale was cumming again within the pie, adding more of his whipped cream to it as Foxglove was eating him up. She loved how he tasted, so sweet and tender, much better than Gadget.
"Glad you like it Dale. And when I am full, you can just reform like nothing happened." She kissed his cheek, taking off a bit of it and some glaze as a result. "Mmmm... but I think next time I'll make you into cake."
Dale smiled some. "Foxy, Can I ask you something?"
"Sure Dale." She said, cutting another slice with his privates in it. So much for more cream.
"How did you know?"
Foxglove chuckled. "TO be honest, I didn't. I just remember sometimes the rangers faced death, and I thought, with my magic, it might be nice to not worry about that anymore. At not until we are old and grey."
Dale smiled. He'd hug her again if he still had his arms, but those were in the last slices. Foxglove smiled as the slice she had crunched when she bit into it.
"My my, a cream filling!" She said, joking with Dale some. He laughed out loud, tickled pink by all this. "But it looks like I am getting pretty full. If I eat anymore I might explode!"
Dale smiled. "Did I taste good?"
"Deeeelish!" Foxglove said, kissing his forehead.
**************
In the kitchen, Gadget was asking the same question. She had severed her arm and made a sandwich out of it for Chip, who ate at it gingerly, his head back on his body.
"It's quite good Gadget. Nice and lean." He took another bite, patting his belly. "This is kind of weird though, us eating one another, cutting of each others heads, among other things..."
Gadget nodded. "Yeah I suppose, but it feels really nice." She then got a thought. "Chip... why don't you flatten me?"
Chip just about choiked on the bite he had in his mouth. "What?!"
"Well... I am kinda curious how it would feel."
Chip hmmed some. "Ohhh... ok... we need a big rock though."
Gadget nodded. "There is one right outside. Come on!" She smiled andled the way, Dale reforming as they walked past, Foxglove's belly looking liek she had eaten a whole watermelon. Once outside, Gadget found just the right rock. It was big and flat, and looked like it could be easily lifted with a pulley. She began work setting it up, eager to flatten out.
"Well, this would be one way to look thinner." Chip joked as she worked.
"Maybe. But don't tell FOxglove that, I think she likes being roly poly."
"Roly Poly?" Chiop said, chuckling. "Not like you to say that."
"Well golly Chip! I'm excited! We can do whatever we want to each other now, and we won't have to be afraid of dying!" She finished on the pulley. "Ok, lift it up, I'll get in position."
She climbed down the tree as Chip began to turn the pulley. Tied to the rock, it slowly lifted it. Once down there, Gadget could see several insects scamper out.
"Sorry to disturb your home guys." She told them, lying under where the rock would fall.
"Eh, no worries." An ant said. "Gives us some time off. And we heard you guys too. If it works, we will have quite a meal! Um... hope we didn't groos you out there..."
"Not at all! Hope I'm a tasty pancake!" She said. "Better get out of the way though, time to go squish!
The ant nodded, the bugs waiting nearby, licking their lips. "Ok Chip! Let her go!"
Down the rock fell, the aim true. It landed with a hard SQUASH! Gadget was squished apart, a regular mess under the rock.
"Ok guys!" A grub told the oher insects. "Lunch time!" They scampered to the rock, crawling under it, eating at her splatted form.
Chip got a little sick, but got his smile back after a bit. This would take some getting used to.
*****************
By night fall, three severed heads were on the table, Foxglove cooking up a Rescue Ranger feast for herself and a few of the bugs from before. Antoine, the ant from earlier, help set the table around the three heads.
"What a day!" Dale said, still able to feel his body cook. "Roasted, fried, baked in a pie... what a day!"
"You said that already." Chip said, his head snuggled close to Gadgets. She was nibbling at his ear, taking off tiny chunks. "Hey! Where do you think that is going to go?"
Gadget smiled, licking her lips. "Can't help it, you are pretty tasty. Fat Cat and Kismit are in for a treat."
Dale smiled. "You two going to go through with it huh?" He said, watching Foxglove pull out his form, baked into a big cake.
"Yup." Chip said with a smile. "Might be a nice place for a honeymoon."
Gadget was wide eyed. "Was that a proposal Chip?"
Chip blushed. "Well... er..."
Everyone laughed as Chip struggled to say the words. It was not a proposal just yet.
But pretty damn close to one.
EPILOUGE
Monty and Zipper returned two weeks later, all adventured out.
"Zipper me lad, I think I might just go get in a hot tub and soak." Monty said. Zipper buzzed in agreement and turned around.
They stared at what they saw.
Gadget was in a big pot, simmering away, as Foxglove was seasoning her up for soup. Dale was hanging by his neck, looking dead but chuckling, while Chip slowly turned on the spit he was tied to, apple in his mouth.
"Hi Monty!" Gadget said, snuggling into the broth she was boiling in. "We almost had dinner ready."
Now, if Monty had been anyone else, he probbaly would have freaked. But Monty knew a little about magic and such through his travels.
"Crikes! Got the reformation potion working, eh Fox?"
Foxglove nodded. "How did you know?"
He pointed at Dale. "He blinked."
They chuckled some as Monty sat, telling about his adventures, and listening to all the kinky events that the four had been up to while he was away.
Both were VERY long stoires.
THE END
(Hope everyone liked this attempt at Snuffie. Been awhile since I really wrote it. Incidently, the pie scene, like the idea of Snuffie, was inspired by Alex Reynard. THe rock scene, however, was based on a transformation comic I read recently, where the main character gets flatted and formed into all sorts of food stuffs. I hope someone will add on to this, maybe do some more of the anctics they got in to as indestructible Rangers. Ok, now I am talking too much, I'kll stop now. No really, I will. No I really will. Really.)
A Gadget Vore and Snuffie Tale by MisterEbony
For AlexReynard, a little belated Christmas present!
Foxglove was hard at work on her secret project. Having found a book on arcane magic for dummies, she had been trying to make new spells and potions to help the rangers.
Especially Gadget and Dale. Gadget because she and her have become sort of sisters. Dale because... well... she wanted to make out with him and love him and...
What a guy!
"Ok, let's see here." The little bat said, turning a page on the book with a wing. "Ah, here it is. Now then, here we go."
She stood over the bat-sized cauldron, beginning the incantation:
Double double toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble, with leaves of nightshade and apple seeds, I'll make a potion that the rangers need. With Fire red berries, and the hair of a cat, I'll help them to survive even being squished flat! With the slaiva of a snake, the root of corn, I'll make it so he rangers can REFORM!"
A puff of smoke later, and the potion began to bubble. Foxglove sniffed it and took a taste. "Hmmm... apple pie! Not bad." She looked over to a large blade. "Now for the real test. If it works, oh Dale the fun we will have. If it doesn't... well, at least I led a good life."
She laid under the blade and pulled a string, freeing it from the wall. It came out from it, slicing into her, a spray of red flying up as she was cut in two.
All went black....
*****************
At the ranger tree, Monty was heading out for a few days with Zipper, off on a solo adventure. Gadget was packing the last of his things: a picture of them all.
"Now, don't forget to write alright?" Dale said, munching on a candy bar.
"Of course palie!" Monty said, taking his suitcase from Gadget. "zipper and I will keep in touch."
Chip shook Monty's hand. "If you happen to see any of our old friends, give them our reguards, alright?"
"Right." Monty said. "Anyone in particular you want a message for Dale? Gadget?"
Gadget shook her head, but Dale was silent. He was looking out the window. He only responded when Chip smacked his head.
"OW!" He said, looking to Chip and beginning another argument. Gadget couldn't help but chuckle.
"THose two never change."
"Oh I dunno love." Monty said. "Dale has taken a big intrest in that bat friend of ours, and left you and Chip to snuggle and..."
"MONTY!" Gadget said, annoyed. But he was telling the truth. Her and Chip have gotten VERY close. On many occasions. Two or three times a day.
"Well love, I better go. Oh, and if you see that Fat Cat or Nimnul, you give them my worst." Monty hugged his friend, then headed out to meet Zipper by the Ranger Glider. The two took off, leaving Gadget watching a fight that had played out before. Grabbing some popcorn, she sat back to watch, turning her head as Dale got a sharp kick.
"Golly! that had to hurt!"
*************
It was later that day when there was a knock on the door. CHip and Dale were out looking for some fresh strawberries, leaving Gadget to her work.
"I wonder who that could be?" She said. When she opened the door, there was Foxglove, smiling and holding a large vial in her wing.
"Gadget I did it! I DID IT!!!!" She said, running in and hugging Gadget, lifting her up and spinning. Gadget was very dizzy as she was set down.
"Wait Foxglove!" She said. "You don't mean...?"
"I do Gadget I do!" She held up the poition. "One dose of this and we all will be practically indestructible! Reformation Gadget! I finally got reformation to work!"
Gadget was excited. "Golly! That means that we can... oh Fox I am so happy! Wait until Chip sees this!"
Fox glove smiled and had an idea. "Well, why don't we show the boys, instead of just tell them?" She licked her lips. Gadget could tell what she was up to.
"Chip will kill you, you know that right?"
Foxglove chuckled. "Nope! I tried earlier, cut myself in half! Then, when I concentrated, POOF! I was back to normal! So what do you say?"
Gadget giggled. "Alright, give me a shot of that." she smiled and tasted it. "Mmm... apple pie..."
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"I hope Gadget likes these blueberries." Chip said. Dale sighed.
"Yeah..."
"Hello?! Earth to Dale!"
"Wha?!" Dale said, almost droipping his strawberries. Chip sighed.
"Foxglove again? Why don't you tell her?"
Dale shook his head. "Chip, if I told Fox I wanted her to eat me, she would hate me."
Chip chuckled. "Well, I told Gadget. TOld her I wanted us to hide in a big sandwich Fat Cat had, and make love in his belly. We use that a lot ever since."
Dale chuckled. "Yeah I know, you two arent exactly quiet."
Chip laughed some, as did Dale. "We are pretty lucky."
"Sure are!" Dale said, reaching the door, slowly he opened it. "I bet we are the luckiest... .HOLY SHIT!!!!"
Chip ran in. "What is it Da.... FOXGLOVE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
The duo saw a rathe rgrizzly sight. On the table was Gadget's severed head, an apple in the mouth, the rest turning over a spit. Foxglove had eaten part of it, an arm and part of the left leg. "Oh hi guys. I was waiting for you two and I got hungry. You want a taste?"
Chip held his mouth, looking like he was going to be sick, and Dale just fainted right then and there. Chip did the same not two minutes later as Foxglove bit off the other foot. As they did, the head mmmphed and spat out the apple.
"Well that was fun!" Gadget said, giggling. "How do I taste Fox?"
"Hmmm... the orange marinade is quite tasty, makes the meat good and sweet. Chip is lucky."
"Actually, it is Fat Cat that will be lucky. See, Him and I, we kinda have this crazy idea..."
Foxglove smiled. "Oh, I just got one for Dale! HE looks so tasty... let's sneak some of the potion into their mouth as they recover."
Gadget chuckled. "Golly, that sounds great! But can you wait until I reform?"
Foxglove nodded. "Sure, just concentrate hard. I need room for desert anyway."
******************
When Dale awoke, he was unable to move at all. He tried to move his arms and legs, but he couldn't. What was going on?
"What a nightmare..." He said. "Gadget eaten up... now I will never tell Fox I want her to eat me."
"You just did tasty treat." Foxglove said, coming into view, rubbing her belly. "Oh, she was delish, but I have some room for more."
Without being able to control it, Dale began to get a little hard. Fox looked so sexy... and she was going to...
"Oh my, you eager to be dessert Cutie Pie?" Foxglove said, placing some berries around Dale. She giggled and kissed his nose. "I hope so. Dale pie will bake up so nicely, but then again I could eat you right now."
Dale struggled some, realizing where he was. He was lying in a big pie pan, the bottom crust already set up. The fruit he and Chip had gathered was in the pie all around him, and he was naked save for some glaze and spices. "No Foxglove please! It was just a fantasy I had! Please don't!"
"Sorry Dale." Foxglove said, licking her chops. "You look too tasty to pass up. But I can grant a last request."
Dale whimpered. "Um... one last... um... time?" He blushed as Foxglove walked closer, showing off her beauty. Dale closed his eyes and set up his lips for a kiss.
He got it. A big one, her tounge licking the inside of his mouth, her wings wrapped around his tied form. She was soon making love to him, and Dale moaned in delight as she did.
"mmmmm..." Fox said, eyes fluttering. "Still unsure about being my meal?"
Dale smiled. "No... you convinced me... eat me up my love..."
Foxglove smiled. "Not yet. Yu need to bake."
*************
Chip was in disbelief as he saw Gadget cut off her head before his eyes, only to have her reform good as new in a flash. "How.... how did you?"
"Foxglove perfected that potion Chip. I snuck a little to you as you were out." she smiled, holding the carving knife. "Here, let me show you." She took aim aat his neck.
"Wait... Gadget.. .NO!" Dale said, but as he did, the blade cut off his head, sending it flying about the main room. In landed on a nearby sofa, no blood, but sure unsettling!
"That's one way for me to get aHEAD in life Chip." She said, coming over to the decapitated head of Chip. She lifted it up and smiled.
"My God..." Chip said. "It kind of feels nice... I feel so light and..."
Gadget shut him up with a kiss. He then went wide eyed.
"Wait a sec Gadget!" Chip said, so excited he almost rolled out of her hands. "Does this mean...?"
"It does my lover." Gadget said, sitting by his body, snuggling them closely. "I think we should go feed Fat Cat, and soon. No sense Foxglove having all the fun."
As she said that, Out she came to the main room, holding a big pie. It smelled simply delicious, the crust golden brown, the insides warm and bubbly... with a special treat at the center.
Dale.
"Looks like Dale is getting his wish." Chip said. "I wonder if Foxglove knew his desires?"
Gadget shrugged. "Don't know. Doubt we ever will really." She then pondered. "Chip... have YOU ever tried mouse?"
Chip was wide eyed. "What? first you cut off my head and then you want me to eat you?"
"Not all of me." she said. "Just a leg or an arm or... a breast?"
Chip couldn't help but chuckle some. "Welll..... why not? This day has gotten pretty crazy, why not go cannibal?"
Gadget smiled. "Come on then Chip. Let's go have a bite to eat."
**************
"OH FOXY THIS IS WONDERFUL!!!!!"
Dale was cumming again within the pie, adding more of his whipped cream to it as Foxglove was eating him up. She loved how he tasted, so sweet and tender, much better than Gadget.
"Glad you like it Dale. And when I am full, you can just reform like nothing happened." She kissed his cheek, taking off a bit of it and some glaze as a result. "Mmmm... but I think next time I'll make you into cake."
Dale smiled some. "Foxy, Can I ask you something?"
"Sure Dale." She said, cutting another slice with his privates in it. So much for more cream.
"How did you know?"
Foxglove chuckled. "TO be honest, I didn't. I just remember sometimes the rangers faced death, and I thought, with my magic, it might be nice to not worry about that anymore. At not until we are old and grey."
Dale smiled. He'd hug her again if he still had his arms, but those were in the last slices. Foxglove smiled as the slice she had crunched when she bit into it.
"My my, a cream filling!" She said, joking with Dale some. He laughed out loud, tickled pink by all this. "But it looks like I am getting pretty full. If I eat anymore I might explode!"
Dale smiled. "Did I taste good?"
"Deeeelish!" Foxglove said, kissing his forehead.
**************
In the kitchen, Gadget was asking the same question. She had severed her arm and made a sandwich out of it for Chip, who ate at it gingerly, his head back on his body.
"It's quite good Gadget. Nice and lean." He took another bite, patting his belly. "This is kind of weird though, us eating one another, cutting of each others heads, among other things..."
Gadget nodded. "Yeah I suppose, but it feels really nice." She then got a thought. "Chip... why don't you flatten me?"
Chip just about choiked on the bite he had in his mouth. "What?!"
"Well... I am kinda curious how it would feel."
Chip hmmed some. "Ohhh... ok... we need a big rock though."
Gadget nodded. "There is one right outside. Come on!" She smiled andled the way, Dale reforming as they walked past, Foxglove's belly looking liek she had eaten a whole watermelon. Once outside, Gadget found just the right rock. It was big and flat, and looked like it could be easily lifted with a pulley. She began work setting it up, eager to flatten out.
"Well, this would be one way to look thinner." Chip joked as she worked.
"Maybe. But don't tell FOxglove that, I think she likes being roly poly."
"Roly Poly?" Chiop said, chuckling. "Not like you to say that."
"Well golly Chip! I'm excited! We can do whatever we want to each other now, and we won't have to be afraid of dying!" She finished on the pulley. "Ok, lift it up, I'll get in position."
She climbed down the tree as Chip began to turn the pulley. Tied to the rock, it slowly lifted it. Once down there, Gadget could see several insects scamper out.
"Sorry to disturb your home guys." She told them, lying under where the rock would fall.
"Eh, no worries." An ant said. "Gives us some time off. And we heard you guys too. If it works, we will have quite a meal! Um... hope we didn't groos you out there..."
"Not at all! Hope I'm a tasty pancake!" She said. "Better get out of the way though, time to go squish!
The ant nodded, the bugs waiting nearby, licking their lips. "Ok Chip! Let her go!"
Down the rock fell, the aim true. It landed with a hard SQUASH! Gadget was squished apart, a regular mess under the rock.
"Ok guys!" A grub told the oher insects. "Lunch time!" They scampered to the rock, crawling under it, eating at her splatted form.
Chip got a little sick, but got his smile back after a bit. This would take some getting used to.
*****************
By night fall, three severed heads were on the table, Foxglove cooking up a Rescue Ranger feast for herself and a few of the bugs from before. Antoine, the ant from earlier, help set the table around the three heads.
"What a day!" Dale said, still able to feel his body cook. "Roasted, fried, baked in a pie... what a day!"
"You said that already." Chip said, his head snuggled close to Gadgets. She was nibbling at his ear, taking off tiny chunks. "Hey! Where do you think that is going to go?"
Gadget smiled, licking her lips. "Can't help it, you are pretty tasty. Fat Cat and Kismit are in for a treat."
Dale smiled. "You two going to go through with it huh?" He said, watching Foxglove pull out his form, baked into a big cake.
"Yup." Chip said with a smile. "Might be a nice place for a honeymoon."
Gadget was wide eyed. "Was that a proposal Chip?"
Chip blushed. "Well... er..."
Everyone laughed as Chip struggled to say the words. It was not a proposal just yet.
But pretty damn close to one.
EPILOUGE
Monty and Zipper returned two weeks later, all adventured out.
"Zipper me lad, I think I might just go get in a hot tub and soak." Monty said. Zipper buzzed in agreement and turned around.
They stared at what they saw.
Gadget was in a big pot, simmering away, as Foxglove was seasoning her up for soup. Dale was hanging by his neck, looking dead but chuckling, while Chip slowly turned on the spit he was tied to, apple in his mouth.
"Hi Monty!" Gadget said, snuggling into the broth she was boiling in. "We almost had dinner ready."
Now, if Monty had been anyone else, he probbaly would have freaked. But Monty knew a little about magic and such through his travels.
"Crikes! Got the reformation potion working, eh Fox?"
Foxglove nodded. "How did you know?"
He pointed at Dale. "He blinked."
They chuckled some as Monty sat, telling about his adventures, and listening to all the kinky events that the four had been up to while he was away.
Both were VERY long stoires.
THE END
(Hope everyone liked this attempt at Snuffie. Been awhile since I really wrote it. Incidently, the pie scene, like the idea of Snuffie, was inspired by Alex Reynard. THe rock scene, however, was based on a transformation comic I read recently, where the main character gets flatted and formed into all sorts of food stuffs. I hope someone will add on to this, maybe do some more of the anctics they got in to as indestructible Rangers. Ok, now I am talking too much, I'kll stop now. No really, I will. No I really will. Really.)

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