"MS-Meal v1.0"
A vorish angel story.
by Angel
The streets were silent; very few had any business here at this time of the
night. Most of the buildings were dark, except for several windows in the
tallest building for miles around: the MicroSoft building. Occasionally
voices could be heard from the inside, but even though two guards patrolled
the building, nobody saw the swirling blue disc appear. It was a disc of
shimmering light; some kind of energy unknown to this world. It spinned
slowly around its center, disturbing the surroundings as it twisted time and
space to open a portal to another location.
After a moment, a hulking lumbering form stepped through the portal. He
almost had to crawl through, and slowly rose to his full 12' posture. He was
big, muscular and large-bellied, just like the boogyman from children's
tales. He turned around and watched the mystical portal.
A second being stepped forth, quite the opposite of the first. She was petite
and beautiful beyond words. Wearing only a flimsy robe, she seemed unaffected
by the chill of the night air. Four large white-feathered wings adorned her
back, neatly folded at the moment. She snapped her fingers and the portal
closed. Then, she turned towards her ogre companion and smiled, "Ready,
Mr. Yum?" The ogre returned a toothy grin, "Of course, Angelissa. Let's go."
Their gaze went up towards the higher floors at the large building.
"Are you sure he's up there, Angelissa?"
"Yes. The official presentation of Windows 2000 is today. He has got to be
there."
The ogre merely nodded in agreement, then walked towards the gate surrounding
the building and firmly grasped two bars. With a grunt, he slowly bent them
enough for him to squeeze through. Meanwhile, Angelissa gracefully leapt over
the obstacle with a single beat from her upper wings, scanning the immediate
area at the same time.
"You're lucky.", she giggled as the ogre rejoined her.
"How so?"
"Two guards. One of them is a female, as far as I can see."
Angelissa giggled as she saw Yum lick his lips. Knowing she could safely
leave the female guard to him, she quickly moved to take care of the other.
The guard never knew what hit him. There was a blinding flash which stunned
him, then something warm and soft wrapped around him, restraining him. A warm
wetness engulfed his head, and he was slowly sucked into a narrow tube. Only
when he heard the gulp and fell into a soft tummy he realized that something
had swallowed him alive. Of course it was far too late to do anything about
it, even if he weren't stunned and, as he suddenly realized, naked. He
struggled briefly, but soon melted away in bubbling stomach juices. On the
outside, Angelissa patted her full belly and made her way back to Yum.
Angelissa returned to find Yum sitting amidst a shredded guard's uniform,
weak screams emerging from a huge bulge in his belly. She grinned, rubbing
her own slowly shrinking tummy. Together they waited until their bellies
had resumed their normal shapes, then they went straight towards the main
entrance.
"There's probably more security inside.", Angelissa commented.
The ogre next to her grinned, "Hopefully there are more female ones."
"You big munchkin.", Angelissa giggled, "You just watch my back, I'll handle
the rest."
Then she pointed almost casually at the closed door. A wave of pure magical
force rushed from her outstretched hand, smashing the doors as well as a
large section of the wall into a zillion splinters. She stepped in after the
noise had died down, with Yum right behind her.
"I'm here to see Mr. Gates.", she said to the terrified receptionist,
"Don't bother to call, I'll find him on my own."
At that point, half a dozen security guards rushed into the destroyed foyer,
guns drawn. They fired at the intruders, but their bullets bounced from an
invisible barrier before they even got halfway.
"Oh please.", Angelissa sighed. Then she gestured towards the guards. A
massive bolt of lightning leapt from her hand, forking several times,
knocking the guards down and around like toy soldiers. She turned around
to look at Yum, and grinned as she saw the legs of the receptionist kicking
from his mouth. Gesturing for him to follow, she made her way towards the
elevators.
"Yes gentlemen, I assure you that our new Windows 2000 will be a succes.
Windows 2000 will be the standard for the next century!" With those words,
Bill Gates triumphantly held a shining silver CD aloft. There was a flash,
the CD was jerked from his hand and exploded into fine silver dust. Everybody
went silent as a beautiful winged female stepped into the room, followed by
something large that looked like it escaped from a nightmare.
"I'm sorry to crash the party.", Angelissa spoke, "But I cannot allow
Windows 2000 to be unleashed on this planet."
One of the men tried to say something, but after a single look from the ogre
behind Angelissa, he just gulped and listened.
"Apart from the usual 'features' Bill here likes to build in to annoy PC
users world wide, Windows 2000 contains a major bug that could cause a
disaster which would make the Y2K bug seem insignificant, if this product
was to be used world wide.", Angelissa explained. Meanwhile she walked
forwards until she suddenly grabbed Bill by the collar. He struggled, but
her grasp was inhumanly strong. Her other hand glowed briefly, and suddenly
Bill's clothes were torn to shreds by an invisible force. Then she lifted
the struggling millionair up above her head.
"I don't really want to do this since you probably taste bad.", she smiled
quasi-innocently to him, "But you know, my boss wants to see you, and
besides, I promised some friends I would eat you up, so..."
She opened her mouth really wide and shoved his head in before he even had
time to respond. Pulling a face of disgust, she quickly gulped, pulling his
struggling form deeper into her. Her chest swelled impressively as she
tilted her head back, letting gravity help her swallow the screaming man.
Grabbing his legs, she literally pushed him inside, her belly suddenly
expanding as Bill dropped into her expanding stomach.
"Bleeech.", she commented, looking at the struggling form in her belly. Then
she turned towards the shocked audience.
"Show's over folks!", she said, raising her hand and launching small
lightning bolts towards the gathered managers, until the last one had fled
from the room.
"Thanks for your help.", Angelissa smiled to her friend Yum, while feeling
the still struggling form in her tummy.
"It's my pleasure to see him suffer inside you.", the ogre grinned,
"Besides, you promised me something in return."
"I haven't forgotten.", she smiles, removing her robe, "In exchange for your
help, you get one angel." She grinned and rubbed her belly, "And I've decided
you get a stuffed angel."
The ogre grinned, lifting Angelissa with one hand, the other feeling the
still kicking bulge in her stomach. Opening wide, he stuffed her head deep
into his mouth. Tasting her on his tongue, he carefully folded her four large
wings, then swallowed, taking her head and shoulders into his throat.
Pressing her wings firmly to her sides, he swallowed again, taking her chest
and the upper half of her wings inside. Then, very slowly and carefully, he
swallowed her incredibly large and round belly, gulping several times to get
it all the way down. Her legs were last to vanish, giggling playfully as they
slid down the ogre's throat. He patted his belly as he felt her settle in,
curled around her own hugely swollen tummy.
Angelissa sighed deeply inside her friend's stomach. Her last thought opened
a portal for him back to his swamp, then she slipped into a welcoming darkness
as her well-fed body melted away.
A vorish angel story.
by Angel
The streets were silent; very few had any business here at this time of the
night. Most of the buildings were dark, except for several windows in the
tallest building for miles around: the MicroSoft building. Occasionally
voices could be heard from the inside, but even though two guards patrolled
the building, nobody saw the swirling blue disc appear. It was a disc of
shimmering light; some kind of energy unknown to this world. It spinned
slowly around its center, disturbing the surroundings as it twisted time and
space to open a portal to another location.
After a moment, a hulking lumbering form stepped through the portal. He
almost had to crawl through, and slowly rose to his full 12' posture. He was
big, muscular and large-bellied, just like the boogyman from children's
tales. He turned around and watched the mystical portal.
A second being stepped forth, quite the opposite of the first. She was petite
and beautiful beyond words. Wearing only a flimsy robe, she seemed unaffected
by the chill of the night air. Four large white-feathered wings adorned her
back, neatly folded at the moment. She snapped her fingers and the portal
closed. Then, she turned towards her ogre companion and smiled, "Ready,
Mr. Yum?" The ogre returned a toothy grin, "Of course, Angelissa. Let's go."
Their gaze went up towards the higher floors at the large building.
"Are you sure he's up there, Angelissa?"
"Yes. The official presentation of Windows 2000 is today. He has got to be
there."
The ogre merely nodded in agreement, then walked towards the gate surrounding
the building and firmly grasped two bars. With a grunt, he slowly bent them
enough for him to squeeze through. Meanwhile, Angelissa gracefully leapt over
the obstacle with a single beat from her upper wings, scanning the immediate
area at the same time.
"You're lucky.", she giggled as the ogre rejoined her.
"How so?"
"Two guards. One of them is a female, as far as I can see."
Angelissa giggled as she saw Yum lick his lips. Knowing she could safely
leave the female guard to him, she quickly moved to take care of the other.
The guard never knew what hit him. There was a blinding flash which stunned
him, then something warm and soft wrapped around him, restraining him. A warm
wetness engulfed his head, and he was slowly sucked into a narrow tube. Only
when he heard the gulp and fell into a soft tummy he realized that something
had swallowed him alive. Of course it was far too late to do anything about
it, even if he weren't stunned and, as he suddenly realized, naked. He
struggled briefly, but soon melted away in bubbling stomach juices. On the
outside, Angelissa patted her full belly and made her way back to Yum.
Angelissa returned to find Yum sitting amidst a shredded guard's uniform,
weak screams emerging from a huge bulge in his belly. She grinned, rubbing
her own slowly shrinking tummy. Together they waited until their bellies
had resumed their normal shapes, then they went straight towards the main
entrance.
"There's probably more security inside.", Angelissa commented.
The ogre next to her grinned, "Hopefully there are more female ones."
"You big munchkin.", Angelissa giggled, "You just watch my back, I'll handle
the rest."
Then she pointed almost casually at the closed door. A wave of pure magical
force rushed from her outstretched hand, smashing the doors as well as a
large section of the wall into a zillion splinters. She stepped in after the
noise had died down, with Yum right behind her.
"I'm here to see Mr. Gates.", she said to the terrified receptionist,
"Don't bother to call, I'll find him on my own."
At that point, half a dozen security guards rushed into the destroyed foyer,
guns drawn. They fired at the intruders, but their bullets bounced from an
invisible barrier before they even got halfway.
"Oh please.", Angelissa sighed. Then she gestured towards the guards. A
massive bolt of lightning leapt from her hand, forking several times,
knocking the guards down and around like toy soldiers. She turned around
to look at Yum, and grinned as she saw the legs of the receptionist kicking
from his mouth. Gesturing for him to follow, she made her way towards the
elevators.
"Yes gentlemen, I assure you that our new Windows 2000 will be a succes.
Windows 2000 will be the standard for the next century!" With those words,
Bill Gates triumphantly held a shining silver CD aloft. There was a flash,
the CD was jerked from his hand and exploded into fine silver dust. Everybody
went silent as a beautiful winged female stepped into the room, followed by
something large that looked like it escaped from a nightmare.
"I'm sorry to crash the party.", Angelissa spoke, "But I cannot allow
Windows 2000 to be unleashed on this planet."
One of the men tried to say something, but after a single look from the ogre
behind Angelissa, he just gulped and listened.
"Apart from the usual 'features' Bill here likes to build in to annoy PC
users world wide, Windows 2000 contains a major bug that could cause a
disaster which would make the Y2K bug seem insignificant, if this product
was to be used world wide.", Angelissa explained. Meanwhile she walked
forwards until she suddenly grabbed Bill by the collar. He struggled, but
her grasp was inhumanly strong. Her other hand glowed briefly, and suddenly
Bill's clothes were torn to shreds by an invisible force. Then she lifted
the struggling millionair up above her head.
"I don't really want to do this since you probably taste bad.", she smiled
quasi-innocently to him, "But you know, my boss wants to see you, and
besides, I promised some friends I would eat you up, so..."
She opened her mouth really wide and shoved his head in before he even had
time to respond. Pulling a face of disgust, she quickly gulped, pulling his
struggling form deeper into her. Her chest swelled impressively as she
tilted her head back, letting gravity help her swallow the screaming man.
Grabbing his legs, she literally pushed him inside, her belly suddenly
expanding as Bill dropped into her expanding stomach.
"Bleeech.", she commented, looking at the struggling form in her belly. Then
she turned towards the shocked audience.
"Show's over folks!", she said, raising her hand and launching small
lightning bolts towards the gathered managers, until the last one had fled
from the room.
"Thanks for your help.", Angelissa smiled to her friend Yum, while feeling
the still struggling form in her tummy.
"It's my pleasure to see him suffer inside you.", the ogre grinned,
"Besides, you promised me something in return."
"I haven't forgotten.", she smiles, removing her robe, "In exchange for your
help, you get one angel." She grinned and rubbed her belly, "And I've decided
you get a stuffed angel."
The ogre grinned, lifting Angelissa with one hand, the other feeling the
still kicking bulge in her stomach. Opening wide, he stuffed her head deep
into his mouth. Tasting her on his tongue, he carefully folded her four large
wings, then swallowed, taking her head and shoulders into his throat.
Pressing her wings firmly to her sides, he swallowed again, taking her chest
and the upper half of her wings inside. Then, very slowly and carefully, he
swallowed her incredibly large and round belly, gulping several times to get
it all the way down. Her legs were last to vanish, giggling playfully as they
slid down the ogre's throat. He patted his belly as he felt her settle in,
curled around her own hugely swollen tummy.
Angelissa sighed deeply inside her friend's stomach. Her last thought opened
a portal for him back to his swamp, then she slipped into a welcoming darkness
as her well-fed body melted away.
Can Angelissa and Mr. Yum stop the evil empire before their doomsday program, "Windows 2000", is launched? (Yes, this story is that old.)
I wrote this as a gift to Mr. Yum, who was having serious computer troubles at the time, and had asked me to do a story with a much less gentle Angelissa sometime.
As an aside, I don't really dislike Bill Gates that much, I think he's a pretty cool guy. But at the time, he was the symbol of the Evil Empire. :-)
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Posted by Firstfate 15 years ago Report
(laughs non-stop for 5 minutes) That was great, and even though Angel wasn't her gently self, the story was still a funny one. Plus, I love the return of Mr. Yum in this story :) and the whole Y2K comment, Pricelss XD!
Posted by Angel 15 years ago Report
Hehe, if I were to rewrite the story nowadays, I'd pick Steve Ballmer as a target, the doomsday program would be Windows Vista, and Angelissa would be wielding Myolnir. :-)
(Double postings have been gobbled by an ogre.)
Posted by Firstfate 15 years ago Report
Lol, that would be a funny story too, and Horray for hungry ogre's! :D Btw is Mr. Yum of any relation to Shrek? ^.^ (i doubt it, but hey its not been mentioned yet)
Posted by Angel 15 years ago Report
Mr. Yum predates Shrek by at least four years. Haven't seen him in a very long time though, so I don't know his thoughts about this.
Posted by Firstfate 15 years ago Report
hmm....Mr. Yum could be Shrek's ancestor. Both have large appetites.....assoiciate with gorgeous girls....:P