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"I have really good sex moves, that I learned in China.
I'm a sexual tiger, and I feed on vagina."
"I'm a good sex man. Girls love my sex.
I'm a good sex man, 'cause my sex is the best."
"Why did my penis cross the road?
To get to the other vagina".
"What time is it? It's vagina."
"I don't like it when you talk,
'cause that just means you're not sucking my cock."
"I'm like Jean-Claude van Damme,
but instead of fighting people,
I have sex with them."
"My love is like lightning; it gives girls orgasms.
My dick is like an airplane; it gives girls orgasms.
"I'm out of here, I gotta go have sex with a lot of girls."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvjDr8KKtsE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC03hmS1Brk
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Some of you may remember this person \m/ He gives me orgasms.
Just a quick drawing for fun! I did the lineart with a crayon brush in Paint Tool SAI, and I really enjoyed it. The rough aesthetic really let me relax when it came to drawing neat lines. Will be using this style in the future again C:
Knowing him though, that impressive bulge is probably a cucumber and a pair of peaches :D I had a feeling he'd have wanted to be drawn like this either way, though.
Hope you like, and peace out! <3
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Posted by RedFox26 7 years ago Report
"25 inches long and 12 inches thick
I'm the Anthony Hopkins of cock, the Albert Einstein of dick
I'm The Beatles of cumshots, the Mozart of huge balls
The Ann Frank of erections... no that's inappropriate"
I love that song xD
Posted by Scaylid00d 7 years ago Report
"I'm the Wayne Gretzky of sexual stuff. I'm the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff.
I'm the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch. I'm the Shakespeare of enormous cock.
I'm the Helen Keller of having sex... no wait, that's a bad example."
So do I! >3<\m/
Posted by Scaylid00d 7 years ago Report
Everyone's first reaction, no sweat! X'D
Posted by KriegJohnson 7 years ago Report
NU!!! What have you done?! Now that song and the image of his dick is going to be stuck in my head for days! D:
Posted by Scaylid00d 7 years ago Report
It's already been stuck in my head for days too >3<;
Posted by RossTheEmeraldFox 7 years ago Report
Ha ha ha hahahahahhhahhhhahhahahhahha!! X3 oh my god that.. Ha ha ha ha ha ha hahaha! XD
Posted by RossTheEmeraldFox 7 years ago Report
"My dick is like an airplane, it gives girls orgasms, my dick is like a rock, it gives girls orgasms, my dick is like a space, it gives girls orgasms, my dick is like some grass, it gi- ect."
Posted by RossTheEmeraldFox 7 years ago Report
And, to this day.. He is still comparing his dick to everying exsept a dick..
Posted by Scaylid00d 7 years ago Report
I guess he has just a tad bit too much lyrical class to go that simplistic x3
Posted by CGR-7 7 years ago Report
Well... quid pro quo, then; let's see your genitalia first, boy. Seems like a fair deal to me. XD
Posted by Scaylid00d 7 years ago Report
Watch out, if he shows you his money first, you'll want to have sex with him >;p
Posted by Halcyon 7 years ago Report
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people... with guns"
Posted by Scaylid00d 7 years ago Report
"Pow." =3=/
Posted by yEeTbOi 4 years ago Report
Why does this make me laugh every time I look at it? Dunno .w.