Me and  theweirdone445 have a love of Christmas Cakes, especially the one ill fated cake from Evangelion. Dr. Ritsuko Akagi. And coincidentally, this well stuffed Christmas Cake is also his birthday cake as well! Congratulations Shinj- I mean Weird (even if your birthday was yesterday anyway!)

Drawn by the super talented  ecchipandaa during his artslave stream, which I highly recommend everyone look into if they are interested in getting great vore (or other) pics!

Now on to the drabble!

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Dr. Ritsuko Akagi rubbed the bridge on her nose where she felt the migraine coming on. Having just spent several hours diving in the liquid containment that housed the Evangelion Units, Ritsuko was clad in nothing but a swimsuit and her signature white labcoat. She wanted nothing more to do than go back, smoke several cartons of cigarettes while drinking several cups of lukewarm coffee inside her office.

What she did not want to do, is be currently stuck inside a cramped elevator with a loud red headed brat bickering with her, most likely drunken, caretaker, and resident silent loyal pet to Gendo Ikari.

As her migraine began to flare, up, Ritsuko felt a something in her stomach turn. That's right, she thought, I skipped both breakfast and lunch didn't I?

Lack of nutrition certainly would have accounted for that throbbing pain behind her eyes right now. Maybe stopping by the kitchen to pick up a stale sandwich would help.

A sudden angry shriek from the Second Child seared through Dr. Akagi's brain, her eyes twitching as she watched with the girl turn her vocal tirade towards the blue haired doll. Something about looking at her funny. Of course the Major just stood there like a buffoon, giving a wide dumb smile at the chaos happening in front of her.

It was enough to make Ritsuko finally decide to speak up and reprimand these ill mannered employees of NERV. Taking in a deep breath Dr. Akagi prepared to unleash a tirade of her own.

GRUUUUUUUUUU~

Instead, a low, yet very loud, rumble of hungry echoed out from Ritsuko's empty middle.

All three heads turned to look at the good doctor, who stood there with her mouth open, her cheeks slightly red with embarrassment.

Looking back, she would have guessed it would have been Misato to push her over the edge, but instead the Major was just trying her best not to burst out laughing.

No, it was the always ill tempered Asuka who delivered the killing salvo.

Rolling her eyes in the most condescending way Ritsuko had ever seen, Asuka frowned and said what would become her last lines on this Earth.

“Pfft. Well excuuuuse you, you old hag.”

It was eerily silent after that. No bickering, no giggling, not a single peep. The elevator continued to its destination and when it finally reached it, the doors slid open.

No one stepped out. Instead there was a long sigh, followed by a tremendous:

BEEEEEEEEEELCH!

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Back in her office, Dr. Akagi leaned back into her chair, which gave out an almost pained creak. Again, she felt herself beginning to smile. Oh sure, it was as noisy as ever, but this time the loud din was way more satisfying to hear. Giving a slight hiccup, Ritsuko reached over and grabbed her mug of coffee, still smiling as she gave a long sip of that dark rich brew she loved so much. Her smile only doubled when she felt something squirm inside of her.

“Sorry about that.” Ritsuko grinned. “I forgot the First Child doesn't like the taste of coffee.”

Patting the wriggling bulge, Ritsuko once again admired what lay heavily between her legs. Practically filling up the area inside of her desk, was the near gargantuan orb of her stomach, bloated to a ridiculous size thanks to the three woman that currently filled it, much against their own wishes.

Ritsuko chuckled as she heard the angry muffled shouts of Asuka, as the girl pounded wildly against her confines. Soon her cacophony was joined by Misato as well, their almost inaudible protests dancing like music in Dr. Akagi's ears.

Who knew that all I really needed was a good meal. So thanks for that so very much girls. Thought Ritsuko as she took another swig of her coffee.

A series of gurgles only caused the ruckus inside of her gut to intensify. Digestion was about to begin, and Ritsuko smirked as she rubbed her replete sides.

“As much as you three have been such a help to NERV and its operations, I'm afraid I must terminate your services effective immediately. Not to worry however, as you'll still be part of NERV, just in a very, limited *urp*, capacity...”

Whatever was left of Misato, Asuka, and Rei only gurgled in response.

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