It was a boring day the Gung-Ho Guns headquarters. Hoppered the Gaunlet was with E.G. Mine and Gray The Nine Lives having a beer drinking contest, Rai-dei, Monev, and Chapel were arguing over who had the bigger penis (Rai-Dei didn't have much of a prayer being the only Asian on the planet), Zazzie was watching T.V. (he loves The O.C.), Leonoff the Puppet master and Midvelley were making one of their many porcelain unicorns,. It seemed that Legato and Dominique were the only ones with absolutely

It was a tuff day at school for Kagome. She flunked another test, sprained her ankle in gym, was made fun of by her friends, and was violently raped by Hojo (luckily he had a condom). She returned home exhausted to an impatient Inuyasha.


“Aw fuck” she thought.


“Hey, Kagome, you were supposed to come hours ago!” said Inuyasha.


“I had school, you know I had school, I told you and I quote `I have school' I was at fucking school!”


“Yeah

Part 1-Introduction


Hi, my name is Rick. I'm 23 and married to a beautiful woman. Her name is Shannon; she has long blonde hair, DDD breasts, a beautiful face, and an incredible personality. She just has an interesting habit. She sometimes, kinda, well….she eats people, whole. She weighs well over 700 pounds, and looks like she's carrying 20 children. I've never minded it though. The first time she came home with someone in her stomach it freaked me out that she killed someone, and

Rebecca was a normal college girl living in Brooklyn. She had a pretty face, black hair, large round breasts and she always felt she needed to lose that extra 10 pounds so she could fit in her new dress. Like many college girls her rent was way past overdue.



One day after class she returned to her apartment with the landlord waiting for her at her door.


“Where's my money”


“Uhhh, heh, I don't have it… at the moment” she said.



“It'