It amused someone in the armory at Verbobonc to ornament Bart's helmet to match his fur colors.

It also amuses the guards to try to figure out what (or who) he's eaten just from his burps. Though he doesn't really eat that many people he's usually on duty when it happens, so some of his fellow guards have gotten quite good at the game.

No one that runs into the badger and ears a trip down his throat can complain about unfair treatment. Human, elf, orc, whatever, they all get the same treatment. 83

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