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The late "Slaps roof of car" meme struck me as perfect for a silly joke image like this.

I can make a whole elaborate backstory about how our Haydee robots are doing in commercial selling.

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Altimos

Posted by Altimos 5 years ago Report

Say no more sir, I'll take it!!!

hotpocketshogun

Posted by hotpocketshogun 5 years ago Report

Alright! Yoursforanarm,aleg,yourfirstborn,yourfamily,yourfriends,andyourelifepayabletoherasssignhere-You're now the proud owner of an insatiable anal voring giantess android! no refunds.

Altimos

Posted by Altimos 5 years ago Report

Nah, but I'll sign the yourelifepayabletoherass portion of it XD

hotpocketshogun

Posted by hotpocketshogun 5 years ago Report

DEAL! *sparta kicks you in*

Altimos

Posted by Altimos 5 years ago Report

WHAT!? Oh.. Okay, I'll give a test ride... no need to be so forceful- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH!!!! *SHLORP*

hotpocketshogun

Posted by hotpocketshogun 5 years ago Report

Caveat emptor

Cheezycake

Posted by Cheezycake 5 years ago Report

We need more vore memes.

hotpocketshogun

Posted by hotpocketshogun 5 years ago Report

Well it's a thin line. I feel like too much treads shitposting levels and can get annoying in flooding the more legitimate material; i plan to not make a habit of it.

jimmy112367

Posted by jimmy112367 5 years ago Report

If they told me it would cost me a kidney to buy it I would still pay

hotpocketshogun

Posted by hotpocketshogun 5 years ago Report

No kidney. Just the guarantee she'll eventually turn on you...

jimmy112367

Posted by jimmy112367 5 years ago Report

Then ill buy 2 so i can play tug of war

hotpocketshogun

Posted by hotpocketshogun 5 years ago Report

We’re ecperim with it. Either both pull equally and split the prey, or we have to reduce the aggression level lower on on to allow the other to win...

GreenCornee

Posted by GreenCornee 5 years ago Report

Shut up and take my money!

hotpocketshogun

Posted by hotpocketshogun 5 years ago Report

One good meme for another. What would you do with her?

HungryAL

Posted by HungryAL 5 years ago Report

See what the capacity is through rigorous testing!

hotpocketshogun

Posted by hotpocketshogun 5 years ago Report

Careful. You’ll void tha warranty

GreenCornee

Posted by GreenCornee 5 years ago Report

Testing the limits!... by myself^^

hotpocketshogun

Posted by hotpocketshogun 5 years ago Report

One person is hardly testing her limits...

GreenCornee

Posted by GreenCornee 5 years ago Report

...after I put everyone I could find in there

hotpocketshogun

Posted by hotpocketshogun 5 years ago Report

You’re gonna be at it a while; this booty-I mean uh...beauty is extremely fuel efficient. Every prey digested yields enough energy to capture and digest ten more.

GreenCornee

Posted by GreenCornee 5 years ago Report

Ok humanity dies in the butt of a sexy robot... I think I can live with that and it would be a good way to go.

hotpocketshogun

Posted by hotpocketshogun 5 years ago Report

Mmmf~I’ve been loving the notion of species extinction, lately. Imagine an android takeover. Not through violence but seduction. Anal voring the women while all the men waste their cum watching instead of contributing it to the species survival...

Royal_Starlord

Posted by Royal_Starlord 5 years ago Report

I could imagine the salesman voice as Nathan Vetterlein's. XD

hotpocketshogun

Posted by hotpocketshogun 5 years ago Report

“You order now, I’ll through in an extra beating absolutely free!” *slaps ass again* “bonk!”

Royal_Starlord

Posted by Royal_Starlord 5 years ago Report

XD

jellman

Posted by jellman 5 years ago Report

was wondering when this meme would show up on ekas

hotpocketshogun

Posted by hotpocketshogun 5 years ago Report

I know. I’m disappointed I had to do it myself.

hotpocketshogun

Posted by hotpocketshogun 5 years ago Report

Nice to see such a pleasant gif. I never went anywhere...

hagisher

Posted by hagisher 5 years ago Report

I might need another demonstration. Got any more sluts back there? If I'm going to be spending this kind of money I need to know just how many sluts she can fit.

hotpocketshogun

Posted by hotpocketshogun 5 years ago Report

Look, buddy...we’re running a dealership not a show. You buying it not?

Ghost_pred_88

Posted by Ghost_pred_88 5 years ago Report

I would love to see this and the horse one animated :P

hotpocketshogun

Posted by hotpocketshogun 5 years ago Report

How? It’s a parody of a still image.

kdzwitz

Posted by kdzwitz 5 years ago Report

oh my god i wasnt supposed to see memes here

hotpocketshogun

Posted by hotpocketshogun 5 years ago Report

gah! sheild your eyes!

jrogelio1

Posted by jrogelio1 5 years ago Report

i need the specs before buy

hotpocketshogun

Posted by hotpocketshogun 5 years ago Report

100 prey capacity. She can fit more depending on how much you care about their wellbeing. 1800 gigawatt generator capable of biofuel use or electric recharge (live biofuel recommended and preferred), bipedal drive system but can go quadrupedal, both with independent suspension, 80mph top speed, BLU tractor-beam mass effect capture field emitter, holographic feedback display, LCARS operating system programmed with our patented in-your-face interface, anal suction rated at 200 atmospheres of auction power, replaceable flesh components for east cleaning and customization, industrial-grade manipulators with 200 ton lift capacity and 300 tons per square inch gripping power, nine-foot rear bumper cheeks, adjustable to 12, 10 foot front bumpers adjustable to 20, both with real flesh softness and vibration features, aaand a temperature controlled extra large cup holder.

jrogelio1

Posted by jrogelio1 5 years ago Report

thanks but i have some questions there are models with different colors, bigger rear bumpers, the use biofuel left waste or is absorbed completely?

hotpocketshogun

Posted by hotpocketshogun 5 years ago Report

Yes sir, that's the "replaceable flesh components for east cleaning and customization". Any rear bumpers over twelve feet wide need to be special ordered; you might as well go with a bigger model. We got two settings for the biofuel waste, gaseous release, my favorite, and filtered release when not in use.

HellFlair

Posted by HellFlair 5 years ago Report

How much?

hotpocketshogun

Posted by hotpocketshogun 5 years ago Report

How much you got?

HellFlair

Posted by HellFlair 5 years ago Report

Price is no object to me.

hotpocketshogun

Posted by hotpocketshogun 5 years ago Report

It is for me, pal. We talking chump change or a bargain?

HellFlair

Posted by HellFlair 5 years ago Report

Bargain.

hotpocketshogun

Posted by hotpocketshogun 5 years ago Report

no one wants to make the first offer; but what's the number you're thinking?

Turbotowns

Posted by Turbotowns 5 years ago Report

Nice! Who's the other guy though? XD

hotpocketshogun

Posted by hotpocketshogun 5 years ago Report

whaddya mean?

Turbotowns

Posted by Turbotowns 5 years ago Report

With the raggedy hair, and blue shirt.

hotpocketshogun

Posted by hotpocketshogun 5 years ago Report

Dean is is name, but i dunno what he's from. in this context he is a potential buyer.

Turbotowns

Posted by Turbotowns 5 years ago Report

Hmm.