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The late "Slaps roof of car" meme struck me as perfect for a silly joke image like this.
I can make a whole elaborate backstory about how our Haydee robots are doing in commercial selling.
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Posted by Altimos 5 years ago Report
Say no more sir, I'll take it!!!
Posted by hotpocketshogun 5 years ago Report
Alright! Yoursforanarm,aleg,yourfirstborn,yourfamily,yourfriends,andyourelifepayabletoherasssignhere-You're now the proud owner of an insatiable anal voring giantess android! no refunds.
Posted by Altimos 5 years ago Report
Nah, but I'll sign the yourelifepayabletoherass portion of it XD
Posted by hotpocketshogun 5 years ago Report
DEAL! *sparta kicks you in*
Posted by Altimos 5 years ago Report
WHAT!? Oh.. Okay, I'll give a test ride... no need to be so forceful- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH!!!! *SHLORP*
Posted by hotpocketshogun 5 years ago Report
Caveat emptor
Posted by Cheezycake 5 years ago Report
We need more vore memes.
Posted by hotpocketshogun 5 years ago Report
Well it's a thin line. I feel like too much treads shitposting levels and can get annoying in flooding the more legitimate material; i plan to not make a habit of it.
Posted by jimmy112367 5 years ago Report
If they told me it would cost me a kidney to buy it I would still pay
Posted by hotpocketshogun 5 years ago Report
No kidney. Just the guarantee she'll eventually turn on you...
Posted by jimmy112367 5 years ago Report
Then ill buy 2 so i can play tug of war
Posted by hotpocketshogun 5 years ago Report
We’re ecperim with it. Either both pull equally and split the prey, or we have to reduce the aggression level lower on on to allow the other to win...
Posted by GreenCornee 5 years ago Report
Shut up and take my money!
Posted by hotpocketshogun 5 years ago Report
One good meme for another. What would you do with her?
Posted by HungryAL 5 years ago Report
See what the capacity is through rigorous testing!
Posted by hotpocketshogun 5 years ago Report
Careful. You’ll void tha warranty
Posted by GreenCornee 5 years ago Report
Testing the limits!... by myself^^
Posted by hotpocketshogun 5 years ago Report
One person is hardly testing her limits...
Posted by GreenCornee 5 years ago Report
...after I put everyone I could find in there
Posted by hotpocketshogun 5 years ago Report
You’re gonna be at it a while; this booty-I mean uh...beauty is extremely fuel efficient. Every prey digested yields enough energy to capture and digest ten more.
Posted by GreenCornee 5 years ago Report
Ok humanity dies in the butt of a sexy robot... I think I can live with that and it would be a good way to go.
Posted by hotpocketshogun 5 years ago Report
Mmmf~I’ve been loving the notion of species extinction, lately. Imagine an android takeover. Not through violence but seduction. Anal voring the women while all the men waste their cum watching instead of contributing it to the species survival...
Posted by Royal_Starlord 5 years ago Report
I could imagine the salesman voice as Nathan Vetterlein's. XD
Posted by hotpocketshogun 5 years ago Report
“You order now, I’ll through in an extra beating absolutely free!” *slaps ass again* “bonk!”
Posted by Royal_Starlord 5 years ago Report
XD
Posted by jellman 5 years ago Report
was wondering when this meme would show up on ekas
Posted by hotpocketshogun 5 years ago Report
I know. I’m disappointed I had to do it myself.
Posted by hotpocketshogun 5 years ago Report
Nice to see such a pleasant gif. I never went anywhere...
Posted by hagisher 5 years ago Report
I might need another demonstration. Got any more sluts back there? If I'm going to be spending this kind of money I need to know just how many sluts she can fit.
Posted by hotpocketshogun 5 years ago Report
Look, buddy...we’re running a dealership not a show. You buying it not?
Posted by Ghost_pred_88 5 years ago Report
I would love to see this and the horse one animated :P
Posted by hotpocketshogun 5 years ago Report
How? It’s a parody of a still image.
Posted by kdzwitz 5 years ago Report
oh my god i wasnt supposed to see memes here
Posted by hotpocketshogun 5 years ago Report
gah! sheild your eyes!
Posted by jrogelio1 5 years ago Report
i need the specs before buy
Posted by hotpocketshogun 5 years ago Report
100 prey capacity. She can fit more depending on how much you care about their wellbeing. 1800 gigawatt generator capable of biofuel use or electric recharge (live biofuel recommended and preferred), bipedal drive system but can go quadrupedal, both with independent suspension, 80mph top speed, BLU tractor-beam mass effect capture field emitter, holographic feedback display, LCARS operating system programmed with our patented in-your-face interface, anal suction rated at 200 atmospheres of auction power, replaceable flesh components for east cleaning and customization, industrial-grade manipulators with 200 ton lift capacity and 300 tons per square inch gripping power, nine-foot rear bumper cheeks, adjustable to 12, 10 foot front bumpers adjustable to 20, both with real flesh softness and vibration features, aaand a temperature controlled extra large cup holder.
Posted by jrogelio1 5 years ago Report
thanks but i have some questions there are models with different colors, bigger rear bumpers, the use biofuel left waste or is absorbed completely?
Posted by hotpocketshogun 5 years ago Report
Yes sir, that's the "replaceable flesh components for east cleaning and customization". Any rear bumpers over twelve feet wide need to be special ordered; you might as well go with a bigger model. We got two settings for the biofuel waste, gaseous release, my favorite, and filtered release when not in use.
Posted by HellFlair 5 years ago Report
How much?
Posted by hotpocketshogun 5 years ago Report
How much you got?
Posted by HellFlair 5 years ago Report
Price is no object to me.
Posted by hotpocketshogun 5 years ago Report
It is for me, pal. We talking chump change or a bargain?
Posted by HellFlair 5 years ago Report
Bargain.
Posted by hotpocketshogun 5 years ago Report
no one wants to make the first offer; but what's the number you're thinking?
Posted by Turbotowns 5 years ago Report
Nice! Who's the other guy though? XD
Posted by hotpocketshogun 5 years ago Report
whaddya mean?
Posted by Turbotowns 5 years ago Report
With the raggedy hair, and blue shirt.
Posted by hotpocketshogun 5 years ago Report
Dean is is name, but i dunno what he's from. in this context he is a potential buyer.
Posted by Turbotowns 5 years ago Report
Hmm.