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"Oh darn, we came all the way out here, and didn't bring enough meat for the cookout!"
"Um, what are you talking about? Two pigs are plenty."
"We're gonna need some more."
"I'm telling you. Two whole pigs. Seriously."
"Come on guys, think. Were are we gonna get enough meat to last the weekend?"
"Those things could feed us over a WEEK! ...wait, what are- HEY! LET GO!!
"This piggy's got a lot of fight in her ❤"
"I'M NOT A FREAKIN' P- wait. NO! Put that spit down, put-GYAAAH!!! DON'T SLIDE IT UP MY ASS! I'M NOT MEAT!! OW! I'M NOT-Mgh-Mhgheeuuah--...
"Yay! Our trip is saved!"
Poor Mal. Can't catch a break~ e//v//e It's tough being so smol and downright tasty-looking. Getting roasted alive like this is humiliating. She gets no more consideration than an actual pig would.
Not to worry, her pals are great cooks. Mal can relax knowing that she'll make a decadent, savory and filling meal by sundown... ❤
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This is a drawing for uri, for an old Patreon reward tier :D It features the petite
Malyna's Mal as the main course of this camping trip~
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Posted by ChaoskampfNunc 5 years ago Report
Really I don't see any difference between the two, they're both just meat~
Posted by Scaylid00d 5 years ago Report
No point in trying to differentiate >:3 It'll all end up on the same plates, enjoyed in the exact same way <3
Posted by Benoven 5 years ago Report
A great pic. I wish i could be there
Posted by Scaylid00d 5 years ago Report
Thanks! There'll definitely be enough meat for you ;P
Posted by LordStorm 5 years ago Report
Nothing goes with a camping meal like a spit roasted red head :)
Posted by Scaylid00d 5 years ago Report
Hard to think of something better indeed <3
Posted by Espurr 5 years ago Report
YOU ARE MEAT >:)
Posted by Scaylid00d 5 years ago Report
WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT~! >:D
Posted by deletb96b1268 5 years ago Report
Wow, amazing :D making me mouthwatering xD
Posted by Scaylid00d 5 years ago Report
Thank you ^ v ^ It looks like your OC is plenty mouthwatering already o3o;
Posted by deletb96b1268 5 years ago Report
Thank but you know, she is so shy, if you tell things like that she’ll be frightened ;)
Posted by Viobrando 5 years ago Report
This is adorable~ I like the writeup as well, mentioning how embarrassing it is. Poor little piggy, hehe.
Posted by Scaylid00d 5 years ago Report
Glad you enjoyed that aspect 0w0b
Posted by Ento 5 years ago Report
The best part about bringing a live roast is that you don't have to carry them, they'll just walk up to the BBQ pit willingly.
Posted by KaiserDunk 5 years ago Report
Based on the description, I don't think that Mal went willingly over the coals. She walked to the campsite willingly, but only because she was unaware she'd never be walking back...
Posted by Ento 5 years ago Report
...Yea, I never said she went over the coals willingly, just that she walked up there willingly.
Posted by KaiserDunk 5 years ago Report
True; I made an assumption about what you were saying and just repeated what you had said.
Still, Mal does look delicious like that; a sow roasting over the coals next to a couple of hogs.
Posted by Catboy_Mahado 5 years ago Report
I'm typically not one for the "cooking alive" thing, but your writing is really doing it for me this time. Then again, it typically does with your work~ ;3
Posted by Scaylid00d 5 years ago Report
Heee, thank you very much ^3^b
Posted by BardicLasher 5 years ago Report
That little writeup is just spectacular, and the image is great as always!
Posted by Scaylid00d 5 years ago Report
Thank you kindly, glad you enjoy it C;
Posted by KaiserDunk 5 years ago Report
Mal looks delicious like that, a free-range meatgirl roasting on a spit right alongside a couple of hogs. It looks like the actual diners don't see any difference between her meat and the hogs' meat besides the flavor and texture. Maybe Mal really should have asked beforehand just who was on the menu for the camping trip...
Posted by Scaylid00d 5 years ago Report
Muehehe, that will show her to ask next time~... oh wait >:]
Posted by KaiserDunk 5 years ago Report
If he's not careful, that little dude might wind up next on the spit!
Posted by Uri 5 years ago Report
Just some people enjoying themselves as they roast up some pigs for dinner ;3
Posted by Scaylid00d 5 years ago Report
A mundane setting, nothing out of the ordinary e//v//e
Posted by DeliciousWaifu 5 years ago Report
Oh! So delicious. Good girls belong on spits.
Posted by Scaylid00d 5 years ago Report
I very much agree <3
Posted by KaiserDunk 5 years ago Report
Good girls and boys belong on spits.
Posted by KuroNekoChan 5 years ago Report
that's not fair the gal on the right is the plumpest one
Posted by KaiserDunk 5 years ago Report
The plump deserves to be cooked up right. I'd say she needs to be oven roasted as a turkey girl for Thanksgiving!
Posted by Scaylid00d 5 years ago Report
My guess is that she had the weight and strength advantage over Mal Owo Mal is smol, and easy to tease~
Posted by Spookums 5 years ago Report
I'd love to see that sweet boy get roasted next. ;3
Posted by Spookums 5 years ago Report
I figured it was a flat girl, but then there's a "male" in the tags so I couldn't hold back my homosexual desires.
Posted by Scaylid00d 5 years ago Report
I indeed meant for him to be a boy :P Though to be fair, the difference is not often apparent in my art.
Posted by SuperheroFood 5 years ago Report
Nice work.
Posted by Scaylid00d 5 years ago Report
Thank you c:
Posted by Malyna 5 years ago Report
This is violence against poor redheads! Cease! Cease!
That write-up really is awesome though, definitely adds a lot to the picture too.
Thanks again for hosting Mal, both Maxi and Uri!
Posted by Scaylid00d 5 years ago Report
Nyaha! Can't be helped that they're so darn tasty!
Yehehe, Glad you liked it Mal <3
Posted by pendingdelete5vf735 5 years ago Report
Oooo so jelly ^^ Spit roast is the best way to be cooked <3 tar tar :3
Posted by LilianiMirx 5 years ago Report
I uh... Coloured it?
https://www.deviantart.com/deliazalt/art/Mouthwatering-Mal-Meat-by-Scaylid00d-coloured-758455890
Maybe "re-colour" is the right phrase.
Posted by TheNamesJackson 5 years ago Report
There should be a lot more blood if that stick was literally plunged right through her, mutulating pretty much every vital organ. Her heart would have stopped the moment it had a STEAK driven through it.
Posted by Redpod 5 years ago Report
Nice
Posted by Anthrophage 3 years ago Report
Hee hee, she sounds like one of our new "recruits" on their first roasting.