"Chug! Chug! Chug!"
 
The cookies around Soda Cookie cheered as he guzzled down yet another liter of crisp, cold blue soda. Everyone loved a nice soda while they relaxed on the beach, but Soda Cookie absolutely lived for it. Next to surfing, soda drinking contests were one of his three favorite things to do on the beach. And his third-
 
"UUUURP!"
 
Was releasing all that pent up gas that his soda slurping gave him. And he wasn't the only one. His two buddies, Kiwi and Gumball, cheered as he belched, in awe at he force and the size of his potent soda burps. Gumball passed him another bottle and without a second thought, Soda twisted the cap off and started chugging. But while some cookies were enjoying the show, some just couldn't wrap their head around it. Sea Fairy cookie was one of those cookies.
 
"Hmph, those boys," she said, watching from her shaded towel, "Just sitting around watching Soda Cookie blow gas everywhere."
 
Cherry Cookie, who was sunbathing next to her, sat up and said, "Jealous much?"
 
Sea Fairy stuck out her tongue, "Eugh! Hardly. I just can't believe they'd call something that barbaric a talent. It's just immature and gross. Blowing stinking gas all over the--"
 
"BURP!" Cherry belched, having just finished off a cherry cola, "It's fun! Besides, what do you consider a good talent?"
 
"Well I don't mean to brag, but I have total control over water. And I can even turn my entire body to liquid!" Sea Fairy said.
 
"Wooooooow," Cherry said, "Can you even fit yourself into this tiny bottle?"
 
She held out the little glass soda bottle she had just finished drinking. Sea Fairy smiled.
 
"Of course I can. Watch and learn!" She said.
 
Sea Fairy's entire body turned to clear water, and she leaped into the opening of the bottle until every last drop of her form was inside. A glint of mischief lit up in Cherry's eye and she slammed the cap right back onto the bottle. Sea Fairy, who had just realized she'd been trapped, tried to shout at Cherry to let her go, but her cries were muffled by the glass.
 
"Look at you! You're just like a cute little cookie soda!" Cherry said, "Let's get you shaken up!"
 
She flailed her arm wildly, shaking up Sea Fairy and knocking nearly all the sense out of her. By the time Cherry was finished agitating her, Sea Fairy looked like nothing more than an especially frothy bottle of soda. And, on top of that, she was so disoriented that she didn't know which way was up.
 
"Hey! Soda!" Cherry said, dashing across the sand to where Soda was guzzling and belching. "Try drinking this!"
 
"Aw neat, I never had this one before!" Soda said, "Well bottom's up!"
 
"WAit!" Cherry grabbed the bottle, "Don't just drink it. I dare you... to buttchug this soda!"
 
Soda's eyes went wide. He'd never done anything like that before, and he wasn't sure that he wanted to. But Kiwi and Gumball seemed absolutely thrilled by the idea, and they started chanting.
 
"Buttchug! Buttchug! Buttchug!"
 
Soda had no choice! He bent down, lowered his swim trunks and tried not to focus on the fact that everyone could see his butt and balls. He popped the cap off the soda, but kept it covered with his thumb to keep anything from slipping out. He pressed the opening to his tight butthole, pushed it inside and gasped. Soda quietly hoped no one could see his slight boner as he pushed the bottle further in. He'd barely even tilted the bottle before it all started spilling down into his guts, filling him with cold, fizzy pleasure.
 
And it just kept coming. The small crowd of cookies watched on it awe as the bottle continuously drained down into Soda, filling him up more than it should've feasibly been able to. The only one not in shock at Soda's slowly distending belly was Cherry, who was in hysterics from the sight. Finally the bottle had bottomed out in Soda's bottom, and fell out of his twitching anus. Soda himself seemed barely lucid, his stomach sagged into the ground and his face was in the sand with his tongue lolling out from confused pleasure. His guts churned and gurgled, the sloshing in his gut grew louder, until--
 
FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!
 
A thick blue cloud of gas blew out of Soda's backside, and his friends immediately started applauding. Soda's farts were even more amazing than his belches, and he'd keep ripping them for quite a while after his little butt chugging stunt.
 
It wouldn't be until he'd nearly passed all the gas, hours later, that he'd notice a few shiny pearls that had slipped out with some of his gas.