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She sat by the table picking her fingernails while watching the person sitting above her.
She was Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenway, a 20 year old female with black hair and brown eyes. She was mostly known for having three boyfriends, two of which was clones of Alexander Hamilton.
She was wearing a black dress because black is her favourite color. A pair of black soft shoes was worn on her dainty feet.

Before her on the other end of the table sat a particular thin woman with a pearl imbedded into her forehead. Or rather, it was just a natural part of her head. Surprisingly enough her name was also Pearl. She was an alien. Her hair was pink colored and put into some sort of pointy pixie cut.
She was wearing a blue top, some sort of blue jacket that was too short to actually be of any practical use and a pair of blue pants that fit her thin bean frame.

Her blue eyes were wide open watching the strange human before her.
She looked over at the Hamiltons (as seen in the stageplay, not based on the painting) who raised a pair of tea cups in a greeting. Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenways third boyfriend, Dandirk B. McBoyfriend (the B stands for Beetlejuice) was not present in the room. As a substitute there was a charmander plushie sitting by the Hamilton tea table. It was wearing dark eyeliner for some reason.

''So if I have understood this corrently, you want me to eat whole like a snake?'' Pearl the alien gem asked Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenway.
The blackhaired munchkin looked at Pearl with her beautiful brown eyes:
''Yes please.''
Pearl looked over at the Hamiltons:
''And you two are okay with this?''
''Indeed.'' The Hamiltons said in unison and raised a teacup.
Pearl rolled her eyes and looked back at Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenway:
''So how did you intend do this?''
''Feet first.'' The miniclone of Elvira said and put her feet upon the table.

Pearl the alien looked at the feet and thought to herself that this had to be some sort of strange earth custom. She had tried human food earlier this week, but she didn't quite see how thi was the next logical step in this line of reasoning.
Nevertheless, it seemed to be a gesture of good will and well, she wasn't one to turn down that.

Thus she grabbed the dainty feet of Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenway, pulled over her black crocs and threw them aside. One of them hit Hamilton One, but he didn't seem to mind. Perhaps he welcomed it as a means of feeling alive.

Pearl the alien widened her mouth, something was quite easy for her since she was an alien and all. It became surprisingly wide, wide enough for her to insert both of Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenways feet at once, her nylon legs reminded Pearl of the taste of licorice. Granted, she had never actually eaten licorice, but imagined that if licorice was a human, it would taste just like the human she was currently devouring right now.

''This is quite interesting.'' Said Hamilton One.
''Indeed.'' Replied Hamilton Two.

Pearl rolled her eyes again and continued swallowing. It took a bit of effort, but once the legs were in her mouth, it was much easier to slide her mouth over the remainder of the legs. Inch by inch the legs vanished into her throat, soon to be introduced to Pearls stomach.

Pearl looked upon to notice that Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenway was having quite the girly smile on her face. Her black lips parted to reveal a row of pearly whites as the woman laughed from the ticklish feeling that her legs were experiencing. If one were to describe her laughter it was if a bunch of windchimes were repeatably thrown across a room.

Another swallow, Pearl could sense that Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenways feet were entering her stomach, her top slowly moving upwards as the belly expanded accordingly to the introduction of the theatre goth.

Pearl glanced over at the Hamiltons who appeared to have a silent wager over whether Pearl could actually swallow Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenway fully after all, or whether or not she'd give up halfway.
This somewhat irked Pearl, but in a way that only made her want to eat the misstimed Halloween decoration even more.

She grabbed Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenway by her butt and lifted her up in the air, allowing gravity to aid in the descent of the meal directly downwards in Pearls gullet. She hadn't thought it was possible herself, but she could actually fit Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenways hips and butt in her mouth and swallow.

And she swallowed.
And swallowed.
The full taste of goth filled her mouth like fireworks on fourth of July. The full length of Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenways legs were in Pearls stomach now and one could see that the belly were bulging out a decent amount more now than it was earlier.

One of the Hamiltons handed over a Benjamin to the other.

Ebony Darkn'ess Dementia Ravenway was having the time of her life. Being eaten by Pearl the alien had been her lifelong dream since she had learned about Pearl the alien two hours earlier.
It was like being on a rollercoaster, except through a dark tunnel, wet and very slowly before being stuffed into a bag of warm flesh. In restropect, it was nothing like a rollercoaster at all.

Another swallow and her head was within the gems mouth. Another swallow and she could feel the warm tight embrace of the throat enveloping her face.
From Pearls point of view she was having a bit of trouble dealing with the long black hair that the generous human had on her head. She looked over at the Hamiltons, but they had no help to give.
Pearl had wished for some scissors, but were offered a cup of tea instead.

She took one last swallow, drank the tea and felt absolutely full. Her belly bulging out, a pair of hand imprints could be seen through the pale skin.

''I'm feeling euphoric.'' Hamilton One said as he drank another cup of tea.
''Me too.'' said Hamilton Two as he poured himself another cup of tea.

''I'm feeling a bit too full.'' Said Pearl the alien as she tried to assert if this was really such a good idea.
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenway said something too, but no one could hear what she was saying as she had been eaten.
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 Hauntz

I have no regrets.

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alfonzoperson

Posted by alfonzoperson 4 years ago Report

Incredible

Bright

Posted by Bright 4 years ago Report

Incredible good or incredible bad?

alfonzoperson

Posted by alfonzoperson 4 years ago Report

Yes

hauntz

Posted by hauntz 4 years ago Report

GOD this is wonderful still haha

Bright

Posted by Bright 4 years ago Report

Glad you think so : )