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[Request] Zelda's Super Survival Skills By ZeldaNoVorsu -- Report

The first of the Request-mas stories is here!

This one is for  UnknownPerson9876. They wanted Princess Zelda from Breath of the Wild to come across a large Bokoblin camp while out exploring. Having forgotten to eat lunch, she decides to deal with it in a way appropriate to this site. Once her feast is done, she falls asleep and later wakes up to Link rubbing her big belly.

Of course, this was an idea I could get behind. The prompt was simple, but I don't mean that in a bad way. It gave me the clear beginning, middle, and end I needed while allowing me to fill in the details. I wanted to do a Zelda story first, because of obvious reasons, but the next two I plan to do are holiday themed, again for obvious reasons. Anyways, Merry Request-mas  UnknownPerson9876!

The thumbnail comes from an awesome picture by Starcrossing. It also happens to be the inspiration for this story's name.

JANUARY 2021 UPDATE: The story itself isn't getting updated at all, but I just had to add something to the end of the description to talk about the fact that  kaijinx created an amazing two-part comic inspired by this story, and I want all of you to go check it out at the links below. Thanks a ton!


  1. Bokoblin Blunder 1
  2. Bokoblin Blunder 2

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derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report

An idea you could get behind? Careful what you say, or else you're going up Zelda's. "Very poor choice of words" -Joker 2008

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

It's happened before. A small price to pay to continue to pursue the ideas I like.

techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

Well guess I should have gone holiday themed huh? Oh well.

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Once I get the holiday themed ones out of the way, I plan on going in order of received.

techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

Ah ok cool. So are you working on multiple concurrently or one at a time because if its the first how do you not get confusedm

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

I'm going one at a time. I don't usually write multiple stories at once. I may pause writing one to go write another, but I rarely jump between stories as I write them.

techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

As you should

techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

On another note that royal movement seems like it would be quite massive after this. A bush isn't gonna hide that very well

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Hence why she wonders if any farmers would need some manure. Might as well put that massive movement to good use.

techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

Let's hope she can make it in time, or not who knows

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

She'll probably have Link fetch her some burlap sacks and then she'll take care of it right there.

techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

Most likely, probably hard to move atm

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Essentially impossible with that big of a gut. Fortunately, it acts as a natural deterrent with how loud its gurgles are. Animals and monsters think its coming from a Hinox, and they don't want to become the next course.

CharaVorequeen

Posted by CharaVorequeen 4 years ago Report

Maybe a story about Chara enjoying the underground. As a meal? If you do undertale that is. Either way enjoy your work!

UnknownPerson9876

Posted by UnknownPerson9876 4 years ago Report

A perfect story as always! Thanks again for accepting my request!

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Perfect? You flatter me... At least give yourself some credit for coming up with an idea I liked to the point where I created this.

The K

Posted by The K 4 years ago Report

What a great story. I loved all the vore sequences, both with her mouth and with her gorgeous butt. But best of all I loved all the burping and gas parts. They were heavenly in this story. What a read.

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

I had a feeling you'd really enjoy this story. A meal of that size would naturally come with a lot of gas, so you were in for a treat with this one.

The K

Posted by The K 4 years ago Report

This was a great treat!

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

I'm glad you enjoyed it. Consider it an early Christmas present.