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People like to complain that I don't do enough Majora's Mask, so here's a 69 page + 1 line story that shows there is no depths to my depravity. Even has illustrations inside. It's been my secret project that's been holding up requests, so there's your answer on that.
Since MM has a noticeable lack of Zelda other than one scene, here is an additional short story:
Link: "Gee, it sure is boring around here!"
King: "My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!"
L: "I just wonder what Ganon's up to!"
K "Not before you scrub all the floors in Hyrule. Then we can talk about Ganon!"
L: "I can't wait to bomb some Dodongos!"
K: "That's not what I said..."
L: "Hey Princess, how about a kiss?"
Zelda: "Sure, kneel down first though."
L: "Okay."
Zelda turns her butt towards Link.
Butt of Zelda: "FFFFFRT!"
L: "Gee, what was that, Princess?"
Z: "I blew you a butt kiss!"
King and Zelda begin cringe laughing like at the end of Zelda's Adventure.
AnonymousLurker: Places a 'No Fart Zone' sign in the comment section. "There we go!" Begins placing 'No Fart Zone' signs everywhere.
derpsquid42: Shoves 'No Fart Zone' sign down Zelda’s throat.
Ganon: Randomly appears. "Join me Link, and I'll-" Face and finger droops weirdly as he witnesses a much better animated squid feeding 'No Fart Zone' signs to a happily indulgent Zelda. Becomes angry "You dare being light into my lair?! You! Will! Die!" Shoots lightning ineffectively from his finger tips.
Tummy of Zelda: Growls in an upset manner.
Z: "Uh oh, Mr. Squid, Mr. Lurker's signs were very tasty, but they made my tummy upset..."
ds42&AL: Dissappear
BoZ: "BUUUUUUUAAAAAARPHT!"
ToZ: Is flat.
L: "Golly!"
Z: Tongue and cheek. "Well excuuuuuse me, hero! Ahh, that feels much better..."
G: Is blasted out the window by the tremendous fart. Lands in a 2 cm deep puddle of water. Begins to flail desperately. "NO! Not the pit, IT BURNS!" Dies.
L: "I did it!"
Z:"No you didn't!"
K: "Link, get to scrubbing those floors, mai boi!"
L: "Hey Princess, how about a kiss?"
Z: "Sure. Come closer..."
L: Comes closer.
Z: Stretches maw wide. "GULP!"
Z:'Hey! I think your disk is dirty. Try ending the game and cleaning your disk.'
(adapted from comments on https://aryion.com/g4/view/468568)
Also, here's a link to the deltarune: Chapter 2 trailer:https://youtu.be/8veTn8YZ0_E
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Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report
DAMN YOU TOBY! But that was a good joke so I can't be mad
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Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
As once I was rolled, so shall you be rick-rolled
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Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report
Jokes on them I happen to like the song
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Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
It is pretty catchy.
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Posted by mmmooo55 4 years ago Report
this is lewd, im no longeer going to let my son use this site, you're going to hell, give me your stocks, this is depraved. im suing.
good day, sir!
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Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
lol
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Posted by TrainerKatrine 4 years ago Report
I like that there's still some kind of story (although a very confusing one) in the description xP
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Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
Makes about as much sense as the source material it's pulled from, so mission accomplished!
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Posted by TrainerKatrine 4 years ago Report
No clue what it's pulled from! x)
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Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
The Zelda CD-I games. If you don't know what they are, consider yourself lucky.
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Posted by TrainerKatrine 4 years ago Report
Thanks, I guess! xP
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Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
You're welcome!
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Posted by TrainerKatrine 4 years ago Report
Also, what's the thumbnail?
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Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
Just an image I found while browsing the web that happens to work well taken out of context.
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Posted by KHLover 4 years ago Report
Wow! Such thrills, such risks! Dear sir, I daresay this is your greatest story yet!
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Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
Why, thank you ;P
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Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report
Oh hey, I got a story... sort of. It appears that shoving signs down people's throats can be beneficial. And another CDi story? I'm beginning to think you like those characters!
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Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
WHAT?! No, don't even suggest such a thing!
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Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report
I mean it's one of the rare occasions where Zelda is playable, so I don't blame you. And the memes! One of my favorites is the "You've killed me!" "Good." one from the Zelda version.
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Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
I like that idea for sure. A shame they so poorly executed the gameplay then. The "You've killed me" meme could definitely be adapted to a more voracious context, if you know what I mean *audible wink*
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Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report
I kind of wanted to try the games, but the effort I have to spend trying to find an emulator is not worth it. The cutscenes are almost a reward for the "Zelda 2 but even worse" gameplay, but apparently the third one was more traditional.
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Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
The third one used the classic top down view, but the gameplay wasn't any better than the first two CD-Is. Also, it weirdly featured a more realistic look complete with live action cutscenes.
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Posted by Seelane 4 years ago Report
Imagine if we are living in an alternative Earth while the real Earth, Zelda CDI is the most beloved Zelda of all time... Makes me turn up in my sleep... Wait...
Also imagine a world where I would actually sleep at night. That would be the pandemonium of bizarre alternate Earth's.
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Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
That's quite the self-aware joke there, my friend.
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Posted by Silverkitsunepup 3 years ago Report
Wow! That was incredible! I especially love the part where Batman vores Ganon
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Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 3 years ago Report
I know, it's quite the plot twist, right?
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Posted by NonBinaryFuta 2 years ago Report
I can't believe I searched all of that just to check for an easter egg!
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Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 2 years ago Report
You know, I'm almost disappointed I didn't put one in there now.
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Posted by NonBinaryFuta 2 years ago Report
Yeah, I was hoping for something, even if it was just a typo in 1 line or something, but in a way this was better like when I first got myself to sit through the whole rick roll.
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