Posted by ThiccerThanASniccer 2 years ago Report

Yeah, maybe.

Posted by Lucky 2 years ago Report

She'll just have to move on to the next planet.

Posted by Throku 2 years ago Report

well theres still some critters that are probably tasty, and if taste isnt an issue, the actual planet. Might need the fuel to get to the next one anyways :P

Posted by ChaoskampfNunc 2 years ago Report

She has one hell of an appetite! There's something appealing sexy about a single person walking vorextinction though <3

Posted by Lucky 2 years ago Report

The entire population of the planet, squeezed out of a single girl's anus

Posted by ChaoskampfNunc 2 years ago Report

Probably going to take awhile

Posted by stratokummulus 2 years ago Report

According to my rough estimation it would take her nearly 40 years if she is about 1.6m tall and the planet is comparable to earth (8 billion inhabitants, 9.8 m/s² gravity acceleration).
You can estimate the volumetric flow rate of her feces by how wide and deep it is falling:
Measurements estimated from the image:
height: 0,65m,
distance: 0,55m,
diameter: 0.2m
It takes sqr(2*0.65m/9.8m/s²) = 0,36 seconds to fall this deep
The excretion speed is 0.55m/0.36s = 1.5m/s or 5.4km/h (3.4 mph), about walking speed.
The volumetric flow rate is 1.5m/s * (0.2m/2)^2*pi = 0.047m³/s, 47 liters per second or 4100 m³ per day.
She could fill an olympic size swimming pool (50m*25m*2m) at this rate within 15 hours
According to https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/10860384/ the average fecal weight of young women is about 100g (0.1 liters). That means she has the bowel activity equivalent of 41 million women (about the female population of Germany).

The average calorie intake of a young woman should be about 2000 kcal. The table on https://www.nature.com/articles/srep44707/tables/1 gives an estimation of 143771.33 kcal per human body consumed (66 kg bodyweight). That is 72 times the daily caloric intake, times 0.1 liters/day that makes 7.2 liters of poo per person consumed.

Defecating 47 l/s means she leaves the remains of 6.5 persons per second, 0.57 million persons per day - about the population of Essen, the tenth-largest city in Germany (sorry, the pun only works in German). It would take her 14 thousand days, or 38 years to squeeze out 8 billion people.

Having accomplished that she would have left 57 million m³ of dung, that is 22 times the volume of the Great Pyramid of Giza - 2.6 million m³ each, which took the ancient Egyptians about 27 years to build, and would take her 21 month to excrete.

If she restricted her toilet time to the 12 seconds described here: https://www.newscientist.com/article/2129081-most-mammals-big-or-small-take-about-12-seconds-to-defecate/ her excrements had to leave her at about 154 thousand kilometers per second, that is about half light speed, which could be enough to propel her to the next inhabited planet, but needs further investigation.

Posted by Lucky 2 years ago Report

Your research is thorough and I really enjoyed your conclusions! I may have to illustrate some of these dynamics someday.

Posted by Ngerman 2 years ago Report

Yes, please!

Posted by Lucky 2 years ago Report

Cammy just needs some god-like powers and this'll become reality.

Posted by Savagerush012 2 years ago Report

She ate 8 billion people at once?!

Posted by Lucky 2 years ago Report

Cammy is very ambitious.

Posted by Savagerush012 2 years ago Report

Wait...but we're here and not beaver poop.

Posted by Randomness 2 years ago Report

Regrets? Nah. I bet it feels great!

Posted by Lucky 2 years ago Report

It probably does, at that

Posted by algog8 1 year ago Report

What she should have done is mulfiple planets