“WELCOME, FOLKS!... TO THE ROASTING GAMES! Everyone’s favorite game show that tests how well you know your friends. Today, we have Jeremy, Daina, Andrew, and Summer!” The host announced with the expected amount of eccentricity. The four naked contestants walked out onto the stage, waving, until they took their podiums. The host continued. “For those just joining us, the premise of the show is simple! You will be gi

    

The Cannibal Inn is a restaurant that would seem weird and horrifying to someone from a world like our own, but on theirs, it’s just a normal family-run diner that’s been around for years. Dianne had been there for a while, making and serving to customers arousingly prepared meals of her coworkers, other customers, and occasionally even herself. She wasn’t as well acquainted with the restaurant’s regenerator as som

    

Iragul’s rule was a strange one. She had ascended the throne when her husband died, then her modest kingdom exploded into a massive empire when Iragul figured out a magic to revive the dead automatically. This led to a few years of unquestioned supremacy for her reign, but also resulted in widespread cannibalism throughout the empire, as anyone who was eaten would be brought back almost immediately. She probably wouldn’t care&

    

Lucifer was livid. Her new ruler, Loremaster, was running yet another humiliating experiment. She and Justice were being milked like cows for some reason. The ex queen of hell had been put through a noticeably high number of these humiliating experiments lately and she was pretty sure Loremaster was just doing this just to spite her. Lucy irritatedly yelled “CAN WE FINISH THIS UP ALREADY?!” Before realizing she had said it alo

    

Lara was a very happy harpy. She had just gotten a job that allows her to travel all over the place and get paid for it and it paid pretty well to boot! Her job right now is to carry priority mail letters and packages to far away places. She finds it odd they aren’t using a normal mail route of any kind, but she doesn’t mind. Her only package was being taken to a mansion in the woods. When she landed on the front step, she ran

    

In a normal kingdom run by an imperialistic tyrant, the last way you would normally describe them is “delicious”, especially when they’re still alive and still trying to take over the world… at least on earth. In another world, like this one, things are a tad different.




    

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Empress Iragul lay on the bed in her tent. The up and coming evil empress exhausted from the long day. She silently cursed the resurrection pools she herself had pioneered some years ago, as now every campaign was nothing short of a slogfest. This conquest, which should have been over in less than a year, was already pushing ten. They had made running the empire easier both by managing court politics and by mitigating sources of mass death within her borders, but also gave her competition the sa

    

Nitori was a kappa known for, among other things, her closeness with her candid friends. A new friend had recently come into her life. This friend, a deity by the name of Hina Kagiyama, not too long ago began agreeing to help test Nitori’s more… interesting experiments, which have gradually become more and more… strange to say the least. On this day, Hina had come down to help test drive another recently finished machi

    

Blanca

the white rabbit is an elusive figure. Few get the chance to see her, despite how many seek her out. It is said that whosoever manages to catch and eat her will gain immense luck for the rest of their life. Despite her keen eye for traps and supernatural agility keeping her out of harm’s way, she is still immensely thankful for the public regeneration system, especially on nights like this on

    

The restaurant Dianne worked in was known for its unique recipes and ingredients. The place was almost like a strip club, where your meal would dance for or otherwise entertain you while getting prepared and then roasted at your table. The in-house meat and chefs were well-paid and enjoyed a very fast in-house regenerator, given some nights had very high demand. One thing, however, that Dianne found annoying was how hectic things got on t

    

Daisy sat in the bushes, watching Thomas and her friend Josh. This ritual is something that she’s repeated almost every day for the past two years. She loved Thomas with all her heart, maybe a little too much according to her friends, family, and therapist, but that didn’t matter to her. She was in love. Her thoughts fluttered around her head of Thomas being hers. All hers and nobody else’s. She was so consumed by these