You are startled, you almost screamed..... You cover your mouth and bit your tongue. It seems to have noticed you and begins to sit up.  You suddenly feel a massive bowl movement.  A old friend of yours named Cartmen seems to have said something about people are not really dead until they crap themselves… 

The bear takes one whiff…. 

“Sorry, must have been the wrong house”  He gets up and leaves.  He leaves standing on two legs….  Your to scared to clean your pants….

The next morning you notice he is not around.  You decide to change your cloths.  Cleaning them on the banks you notice the bear again.  He comes over.  You can't move.

In your naked form he walks right up sniffs, "Ah, thought you smelled familiar."  He opens his mouth and before you can scream, you have entered his mouth.  He whips his head ups and uses his paws to shove you right in.  Your slide into his belly is quick.  "And you smell much better."  He quickly trots off into the woods.  You shiver in fear in his belly, until you faint.