You take aim at Tank Girl's head and fire. At the last moment, she staggers drunkenly towards you, and the bullet bounces off her helmet.
Tank blinks as her head rings with the sound of the gunshot. "FUCK! ME EARS!"
She bares her teeth like a wild dog. "You fucking TOSSER!" she screams.
Tank swings the rocket-launcher at you and fires. Luckily, she's a lot drunker than she thinks, and the rocket misses. Somewhat less luckily, the rocket hits the pavement behind you and explodes, throwing you flat on your face.
"Shit," says Tank Girl. "That was my only shot. Guess I'll have to handle you boot to hand!"
Tank Girl staggers forward and stomps on your hand. You scream in pain and release the gun. Tank follows up with a kick to the head that leaves you seeing stars. You roll over and cover your face defensively. From your position, laying on the asphalt, you can see clear up Tank Girl's shorts. Sure enough, she isn't wearing any panties.
Tank grins wickedly. "Enjoying the view, I hope?" She flicks her cigarette butt onto the asphalt, and then...
