"Sorry, but I'm just here to be your post-workout meal." You tell her dully.
"Oh, that's O.K..." she says gently. She takes you by the arm and leads you inside.
She quickly gets situated and begins with 100 push ups.
"You can go and walk around until I'm finished." She tells you as she starts a 26 mile run on a treadmill.
You look around, taking in your surroundings. Finally, you decide to...