before you is Tank Girl, wearing a bikini top and a pair of denim shorts. Her eyes are red and glassy and smells of cheep beer and good weed.
"Hey, come on. Yer missin the party." she slurred, leading you into the living room.
There camped out on the floor are Booga, her mutant Kangaroo boyfriend, Sub Girl and Barney.
They were all either stoned, drunk or both. A bong is in the center of the floor and Beer cans were littered throughout the room. The four had already collected all the valuables from the house and stuffed them into dufflebags.
Booga looks at you and blinks "Who the hell's that?"
Tank Girl grins and throws an arm over your shoulder "Oh come on! You know them. It's...er" she looks at you long and hard before laughing "It's Ass-face!"
Booga looks at her and laughs "Oh yeah! Hehe, good ol' Ass-face."
Tank Girl grins and leans over to you "Wanna see a magic trick? I already tested it out on the guy that lived here."
You gulp, unsure just what the hell was happening.
"Now, I'm gonna need you too put your hand in my..."
