The alarm clock switches from displaying 6:59 AM to displaying 7:00 AM, and along with that, it starts beeping. Time to get up. You begrudgingly get out of bed, get dressed, and contemplate making your bed. "Eh, not like making the bed matters..." You groan as you decide to head downstairs and get your daily cup of coffee. That should perk you up, or atleast make you less grumpy. You have grown to resent your job. Always having to unclog someone's toilet after their kid flushed the car keys, or having to get rats out of people's sewage systems after they chewed their way in. You've always dreamed of doing something more with your life. You wanna be famous. Sadly, you don't really have any talents that could serve to give you "fame and fortune". You read over the morning paper, and see a advertisement for Avalon Genetics, this new big fancy company whose specialty is gene splicing. They're famous for creating such monstrosities as wool generating spiders, dogs with the speed of a cheetah, and sheep that can lay eggs. You're not really too big of a fan of the company, as you feel that what they do violates the laws of nature. You notice that in the ad, it says that they are looking for human test subjects to test some new gene splicing tech they've created.
As much as you hate the company, you see this as your big chance at fame. Getting gene spliced? Could make you an instant celebrity. But then again, it could always just kill you and you wouldn't be remembered as more than a failed test subject. What should you do?
