As a college student, you were a pretty moralistic guy. You got good grades, gave to charity, and made visits to the local preschool where you were a teacher in training. You also got along great with women, and respected them a lot. In fact, most of your friends were women. However, you did have two big fetishes, that you didn't want anybody to know about.
1#: Vore. Being swallowed and becoming literally part of another woman was a secret fantasy of yours. Plus the fact that your remains would come out of her anus made it even more of a fantasy for you.
2#: Fart torture. For some reason, you were really sexually attracted by women's gas. The smellier and louder the better. You'd be in ecstacy if a attractive woman blew her noxious fumes at you.
However, only your best friend knew about it. So when your birthday came, he decided to give you a little present. He said it was a shrinking ray, and after you tested it, it was confirmed. Now your fantasies could finally come true. You thought for a while and got a great idea! With this shrinking ray, you could fit inside a envelope. And you could send that envelope to a celebrity, and they could eat you or fart on you.
Immediately, you started shrinking plenty of things like food, water and other necessities you would need in order to survive in the envelope. Then you wrote the address of the celebrity you would send yourself too, and poked a tiny hole in the envelope so you could breathe. Then, you put the envelope in your mailbox, shrunk yourself and prepared to be sent. It took a few weeks, but it was surprisingly comfortable in the envelope. Finally, you woke up to see the beautiful face of...
