The idea hits you in the head like.. a rock! Onyx's can do it so why can't you?!
You gaze down at your footing and lick your chops before lunging down to take a bite.
You hear a few pops and cracks before passing out and tumbling down the rock with a few hallow thuds.
You wake up just in time to see an arcanine lowering their jaws over you... then it all ends.
~Bad end - The fool~