You are Missingno, a being of bizarre power who was born from an unforeseen error made by the gods who created this world. Arceus thought he'd wiped your kind out when he eliminated the memory storage workaround that created you but thanks to a mischievous Celebi's time warping shenanigans you may once again be summoned. It seems the young woman holding a Weedle and a cup of coffee standing on the back of a Lapras before you has done just that.
"Great Missingno! I implore you! Give me 128 master balls that I might become an unparalleled Pokemon master!"
She looks up at you in eager, almost lustful, anticipation.
You:
