Not wanting to give anyone a legitimate reason to fire you, you decide to do your job and head for the staff bathroom. Most of the female staff are out working so you figure you've got some time to unclog the toilet and clean the place up before anyone bumps into you.

Getting the cleaning supplies from the janitors closet, you enter the women's bathroom to see the toilet is indeed backed up and almost overflowing! This will take a while and it's a pretty much guaranteed you'll end up getting your clothes covered in waste. You could put on some heavy rubber gloves and plastic wrap to protect yourself, but that takes time. Or you could just remove your clothes, get the job done fast, and take a shower after it's done.

And the more time you spend in here the more likely some woman will come in needing to take a dump and get all mad at you.