Your jaw drops when you see her sitting in her living room. Not on the couch, but what appears to be a giant love-sac. It's not a love-sac though, it's her giant nut-sack.
"Please help" she pleads "I think somethings stuck. plugging me up and I can't get release. I was fooling around with a friend and my boyfriend. My friend went in for fun, and got stuck. My boyfriend went in after to try and get her out. Then they both got stuck in and now they're just cum. But whatever is in there is still in there. I texted my friend and she said something about your flyer and gave me your number. It's probably so volatile in there with how much jizz I have that nobody normal would survive very long. So I was hoping you are actually indigestible and you can uncork me I'm very uncomfortable."
You stare at her situation pondering what she just told you.