Now that you think about it, every time you see a female, you feel this strange compulsion to be near them, to be with them.
You can't quite put your finger on it, it feels like this desire comes from your core.
You explain this to her.
"ooookaaaay.... well....I guess it makes as much sense as you only being two feet tall."
"So what are you planning to do? What's your goal now that your free?" she asks.
"I don't know. I'm only a day old, so I don't really have any goals or motivations, I've just been following my nose so far." you explain.
"I don't even have a name now that I think about it." you realize.
"You don't even have a name!? That will not do." she says.
"lets see, I'll name you... Liam. yes, that's your name now Liam. My name is Sarah, nice to meet you" she declares.
You didn't really get a say in it at all, but you suppose that Liam is as good a name as any other.
"nice to meet you too Sarah." you reply.