"I know it's tough dealing with sisters that might eat you at any point." your mother said.
"Yeah, it can be..." you said.
"So I'd like to give you something." she said.
"What is it?" you asked.
"It's... me." she said, "I'm going to let you eat me."
"E-eat you?" you said.
"Yeah." your mother responded, "I want you to eat me, so what do you say?"