"King Bowser is in the house! You like reading all about my minions eating up the princesses, right? Of course you do!! Well then, why don't you try writing about it!? In this section, you can add your own stories and routes without having them deleted by the no-fun author of this otherwise no-nonsense interactive. As long as you keep it to this section, stay on-topic, aim for half-decent grammar and follow basic site rules, (boring, I know) then anything goes here!
Write up those princesses a nasty end for me, will ya? Something with lots of teeth and screaming. I do like their screaming..."