The giraffe that ate you hopped around with excitement and galloped to her mother, the giraffe that ate the snake.
"Mommy! Mommy! I got one! I got one!"
The mother giraffe nuzzled her daughter, chuckling with pride.
"Very good dear! Was it the human that this snake was chasing?"
The smaller giraffe nodded her head with excitement.
"Uh-huh! He's my dinner! My first ever human dinner!"
The young giraffe's belly was hot and oozed thick, sticky acids from every corner. The acids covered you and began to rapidly break you down before you could even scream!
A few hours later...
The giraffes were strolling through the forest when they both lifted their tails. A stream of hot, soft, stinky turds slid from their butts and plopped onto the ground below. The little giraffe laughed and looked at the pile of turds that she had just pushed out.
"The little human's just my poop now!"
She gave her rear a shake before hurrying to catch up with her mother.
You were a young giraffe's very first meal.
GAME OVER!
