"Ah, shit! I wanted some of that pink putz!" Zazz complained from afar. He saw Amy being dragged down into the mole hole, and knew that it would be too late for him to have her. "Guess I'm goin' hungry a little longer... oh well, at least I'm not a messed-up mole burp!" He joked to nobody in particular as he began walking home. With his would-be adversary out of the way, his thoughts had turned to his upcoming meal.
Stomach grumbling all the way, Zazz ran back to reconvene with the rest of the Deadly Six as fast as he could. When he arrived, he announced that Amy had been made into mole meat. This news was met with belly laughter from Zazz's compatriots, and a horrified gasp from Cream, who knew now more than ever that she had no chance for escape.
"Well, that was surprisingly simple!" Zavok noted with a chuckle. "It's too bad we didn't get to gobble up Pinky or her royal fairy friend, but luckily for us, we do still have this bunny bitch of hers to munch on as an early dinner. After all, it's not like anything can take her away from us."
Just then, a crack in the ground formed at Cream's feet, startling her. Six pairs of evil eyes went wide as the Deadly Six watched a suspiciously fat mole pop out from under the molten rock and drag Cream screaming into its underground dining area. There, she would be quickly made into the mole's desert, and all that would be left of her was her dress, lying to the side of a mole hole in a way that mirrored her friend's slobbery remains.
"Aw, come on!" Zazz shouted with his hands held to his head in disbelief. The same mole had taken his dinner in the same exact way- twice!
"This is exactly why I've learned not to have expectations in the first place." Zor commented with a shrug.
"This totally sucks! What are we going to do now?!" Zeena demanded to know. She was as hungry as Zazz was.
"Well... y'know, that Queen Flavo did mention that the hedgehog had come from a place called Mobius... I would've liked to have had those two goody-goodies first, but maybe if we find that, we'll get to eat their pals." Zazz offered.
"Yes... Mobius. I like the sound of that. In fact, I say we wait for her friends to show up looking for her. They'll arrive, and then we can interrogate them to find out where exactly they live and keep them high up, so no moles can steal our morsels away from us. We'll never be hungry again!" Zavok proclaimed with devious intent in his eyes. He could not have predicted just how well that plan would work. Tails and Vanilla would soon come looking for Amy and Cream using the teleportation device in Tails' lab, and this would inadvertently spell doom for all of Mobius.
-THE END-
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