Chris gives you a toothy grin, showing teeth weathered by sugar. First off you gotta clear the blockage he said matter of factually. With that his dirt stained pants dropped in an instant, leaving only cartoon patterned underwear. You would have been mortified to show off your underwear at his age, but Chris seemed to ooze confidence and you figured if you turn people into shit you don't care too much about social etiquette. "Okay get a close look" he said and bent over twisting around to reveal his plump butt. Throwing caution to the wind you approach and examine his underwear covered rump, taking note of the tears and over use. Without warning Chris grunts and unleashes a rippling juicy fart on your face, his underwear doing nothing to block the barrage. As you cough and splutter he smiles and turns around. "Okay ready for step 2" he asked snickering at your reaction.
Okay
If you put a cork in it
Something else
