"It's pointless to argue any further, gentlemen." Ash Crimson admitted, shrugging without care. "Let's just agree to do things our own ways, oui?"
"Hmph, whatever you say, my garbage descendant. I could win this tournament with my arms tied behind my back." Saiki responded, twirling his luscious blonde bangs without a care.
"I think the rope would snap at some point in the middle of that, sir." Shion teased, brushing one of his blue braids of hair to the side. Ash laughed, only angering Saiki further.
"Shall I go ahead and get a head start on this tournament by eating the two of you? I could certainly use a snack." the hungry gaze and licking of his lips told the other two feminine men that it was no jest.
"Try me, I'll have you digested before the first match, grandpa." Ash wasn't joking either. The two near identical looking men's chest met, in a show of dominance.
"Oh my, you two aren't living up to your feminine qualities at all! Will our fans be happy with the members of the trap team being so masculine?" Shion further taunted the others, while he idly posed with his crimson spear.
"Can it worm, before I make you the first course." Saiki was about to lunge, when a knock came at the door. Ash Crimson casually walked past the man he was arguing with to open it, revealing a tasty looking mademoiselle, clad in an adorable french maid outfit.
"You will be facing off against the Yagami team, please follow m-"
The girl's announcement was cut short by her being yanked into the maw of Saiki, the pale feminine man quickly slurping down her curvy form without a care. Ash and Shion looked on with interest, but didn't make an attempt to stop him from doing so. A few hearty gulps later, and the maid was packed into the pale and exposed gut of the sadistic man.
*urp*
He offered his stomach a pat, still looking just as bored and annoyed as before. The woman's cries and pleas for help were drowned out by the churning and groaning gut, already well on its way to digesting and absorbing the pathetic human.
"You're lucky she came when she did, maggot, otherwise it'd be you in there. Now then, come along, we have a fight to attend." his wide, well packed hips swaying just as sexily as any woman's, Saiki trotted off in the direction that he assumed their battle would be.
Ash and Shion shared a shrug, before making their way behind the stuffed member of their group, eager to get their own fill of tasty treats.
