It might cause a problem is someone reported the woman missing. But what if there was no one to report? You slowly rise up, the years of rough living strengthening your muscles, and make your way to the farm house. You burst through the front door, and see the family preparing for chores. A sick smile crosses your lips as you pounce. First one to go down is the little brother. A quick little bite. Next was the father, who tried to attack you with a decorative sword. Thankfully, your armor is sturdier than it looks. He was more work than the boy, and now you can hardly stand. But you can't leave any witnesses. You trudge your way to the main bedroom where the mother was sitting in the corner, praying to her Gods for salvation. But they would not arrive in time. You grab her under her arms, and shove her into your waiting maw head first. It took a lot slower than usual due to all you've had earlier, but you manage to get her down. You feel like you might explode if one more thing was shoved in. Now with no one around to tell the royal guard, you decide to make this your base of operations for total conquest. But first... A nap would work... All that meat tends to make one sleepy. And the warm milk you had earlier didn't help much.

About a day later, you rise up again. The family is no more but fat around your body. You jiggle the gut sagging in your middle, and feel around the rest of yourself. Hell, you even have grown a small pair of man boobs! You stroke your unshaven chin, contemplating your next move... This beard is really itchy though.