This is a really bad idea, like really you ARE going to get eaten for going in here, whatever, you enter the herm's bathroom, you see a naked herm standing there just waiting, they proceed to say "Welcome, I was expecting someone to come in here out of curiosity but not so soon", you didn't expect hir to be so welcoming but you can expect what's going to happen next, "So... are you going to eat me for coming in here now?" you say, shi responds with "of course, but because you didn't try to run away I will give you the luxury of choosing how I devour you".

How do you respond?