"Fine then! I'll find a playmate worthy of my stomach!" the mermaid pouted, before diving back into the water, splashing you with over a gallon's worth. Just as you stand up to shake it off, you tread into the water and your search for a predator is over as the nearby crocodile goes into action, and snatches your foot!
Of course, you try to break your foot loose...it doesn't work, silly girl.
