This is the dumbest thing you've ever done. If you wanted to sacrifice yourself for Moki, why didn't you do it when Duke couldn't have found her? Still, you have to do this. This is your fault after all. The thought of living with the fact that you brought Duke to Moki is too much. It would be better to die fighting and maybe there could be a chance you win. You just don't see how.
You run out from the forest and yell, "stop!" Duchess, Moki and Duke stop and look at you. They all look confused. You run up and stand side by side with Duchess. You get down, raise your tail and flash sparks toward Duke.
"Lulu," Duchess whispers to you, " what's going on."
"Duchess run, now!" You tell her.
"I won't leave you Lulu," Duchess responds. You don't argue. It wouldn't matter anyway. Duke can kill you in seconds and catch up to them just as quick.
Duke chuckles, "the noble little pikachu, Lulu? Did I hear that right? Brave enough to die for Moki, but dumb enough to do it too late. You should have let me kill you before you led me to her. Then I might not have found her."
"Lulu what is he talking about? How does he know Moki's name," Duchess sounds scared.
You choke back tears, "I'm so sorry Duchess. Please forgive me."
Your conversation is interrupted by Duke's dark voice, "enough talk, I've been waiting for this for three years. If you won't step aside then you're meat for the scavengers."
Duchess gets down in a defensive position beside you and growls, "I won't let you hurt Moki."
Duke waist no more time and dashes toward you two at full speed. Duchess is brave and charges him back. You stand your ground and get ready to shock. Duke doesn't even pay attention to Duchess. He's only focused on you. Duke tramples over Duchess like she's not even there. She yelps and is tossed to the side.
It all happens in slow motion. You wait till Duke is close enough. "Pika-CHUUUUU," the Thundershock lands home but Duke grits his teeth and plows through it. Your electricity fades and Duke is still running, unfazed. In one movement, he lowers his head, opens his jaws and lunges forward. He crashes into you, and in a flurry, winds up on top of you, paw on your chest. With your throat now exposed Duke makes quick work finishing you. *SSNAP*
His sharp teeth tear into your soft flesh. You feel blood gush from your neck. He digs his teeth around for a second to firmly grasp your jugular. You feel everything but strangely it doesn't hurt as much as you would have thought. Once he has a good grip he yanks his head back ripping your esophagus out of you.
You watch in hopeless terror as Duke stands over with your own bloody limp esophagus in his maw. Your blood drips from his mouth onto your face. You are gushing out blood from your throat. You gargle for air. Your paws reach up and try to clutch a throat that isn't there, drenching them in blood. Duke spits out your esophagus right next to your head. You hear it make a squishy splat.
"NOOOOOOOOO," you hear Duchess scream. Duke looks over but a little too late. Duchess lunges forward and bites Duke's leg, the one with his paw on your chest. She bites it hard drawing blood. She throws her head around, digging deeper. Even with good form, Duchess is much too weak to do serious damage. Duke just looks pissed off. He opens his jaws and snaps them down on Duchess's back. You can clearly hear her ribs crack under the force of the crunch. The bite forces her to release his leg. Duchess's eyes bulge out and spittle of blood shoots out of her mouth. Duke picks her up and shakes her violently, like a chew toy.
Suddenly, a large metal pot flys through the air and hits Duke squarely on the head. *DONK* Duke drops Duchess and stumbles off and is no longer in your line of sight. Duchess lays next to you. You can hear her gasping for breath. Your sound of gurgles join her in a chorus of death. Your body has relaxed. Most of your blood is already pooled around you. You are looking up into a peaceful navy blue sky. A few pidgey circle around, waiting for Duke to leave to get a free feast.
Moki is yelling, "stay back, stay back!" Duke snarls and Moki screams. They tussle for a moment. You hold on to hope that Moki will somehow win but the fighting dies down and she starts crying and Duke starts licking his chops. Sounds like Duke will get his revenge. At least he paid for it with some pain.
Your body grows cold, ears start to ring and vision starts to tunnel. You are dying listening to the muffled sounds of Duchess gasping for air, the last sputters of a missing throat, Duke's sticky licking, and Moki crying and occasionally moaning in pleasure. You feel like a complete failure. Even so, as you fade a peace washes over you.
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*DONK* something heavy smacks into his head. Duke drops the eevee and stumbles to the side. He sees it was a large metal pot. Wow, that hurt, that's going to leave a knot. Between pikachu's shock, the eevee's bite, and a metal pot, he is pretty beat up. His vision is blurry and he almost passes out. Suddenly, a camping bag slams into his side knocking him to the ground. Moki is throwing shit at him. He shakes his head and regains his composure just in time to see a small pocket knife, knives out, flying towards his head. Duke rolls over and narrowly dodges it. He gets back on his paws and dodges again, this time a black and gold large book.
Duke dashes, closing distance between them. Moki quickly picks up a frying pan and hunches down. Duke stops advancing and they lock eyes.
Moki looks shocked and whispers, "Duke?" She recognizes him. Good, that will make this much more fun. Fear spreads across her face. She must know why he's here. Why he wants revenge. She now knows Tok is dead, and it's her fault.
Duke growls and makes his eyes red and his markings glow yellow. Moki warns, threatening the frying pan, "stay back, stay back!"
Duke let's out a horrendous snarl, showing his teeth. Saliva and pikachu blood spews out of his maw. Moki flinches, just enough for an opening. Duke rushes forward. Moki is on her back foot and swings the pan wildly. Duke ducks under the pan and pounces on her chest. Moki screams. Her and Duke tumble to the ground, the pan falls to the side. They wrestle for a few moments. Duke loves feeling Moki under him. She's so weak and helpless. He easily pins her on her stomach. Duke is laying on her back. She tries to struggle but he's too heavy. Knowing she's defeated, she starts crying and Duke licks his chops. He's been waiting for this moment for the last three years. He shivers with anticipation.
He takes a second to admire his prize. Moki was around eighteen when they last met. She was beautiful then but now she's developed into a heart stopping woman. Her hips are wide, ass plump, and breast full and firm. Duke was never really into humans, not like his brother Rocky at least, but if he was going to develop his taste, Moki would be the perfect starter. It also helps that she's dressed like an eevee. The slut was asking for it.
Duke stands up on her back. She is still pinned. He turns around and looks at her ass. It's so firm and round. He places his front paws on each ass cheek, they jiggle slightly. He leans his head down and sniffs her ass. It smells great and gets him horny. It's not like a Pokémon's heat smell that makes him almost uncontrollably horny, like that pikachu did to him, but more of a nice subtle smell that excites him. He moves the mock tail to the side and nudges her legs slightly apart. He uses his snout to dig around between her thighs like he's looking for truffles. He can smell her cunt and starts nuzzling it. Moki gasps as her muff is teased.
Duke bites the fur pants where her pussy is and pulls his head back ripping a hole, revealing her white panties. Duke can just make out her lips' shape underneath. He plunges his snout back in between her ass and thighs. He roughly licks and nibbles at her cunt. Her legs twitch and body shivers. She is crying but small gasps and pleasure moans leave her mouth. He is making her his bitch.
He comes up for air. Duke now see her panties are completely soaked making them see through. Her lips are so perfect and tight. He goes back in, this time he bites the panties pulling them away. They are fairly elastic and don't break easy but eventually they rip. Her flower is now completely exposed. It is pink and pretty. Her folds are perfect and she has curly brown pubic hair. The mound is glistening in saliva and beads of it are trapped in her cunt hair.
He goes at it snout first again, this time sticking his tongue inside her. His tongue goes as deep as he can. She is sopping wet. She moans loudly. He spends the next few minutes ravaging the depths of her pussy with his long tongue. It snakes in and out of her, each time drawing a shallow gasp. She grasps at tufts of grass. He stops periodically to nibble at her clit.
It doesn't take long until she orgasms. Her body convulses and lets out a moan. She squirts out her juices into his mouth. It taste like piss and sex, Duke smacks his jowls. He pulls back and the rest squirts onto her brown fur thighs. Duke slowly sniffs her mess, taking in long breaths and exhaling steam. Good little bitch, now it's her time to repay the favor.
Moki is sobbing uncontrollably. He hopps off her back and slowly circles her, inspecting the work he did. He's red dick is now out hanging down menacingly from his belly. She just lies there crying. She says quietly, "Duke I'm sorry. I didn't want to get Tok killed." He doesn't react. The bitch wants to say sorry now? It's much too late for that. He makes one full circle around her then stops at her face. He walks over her. She looks up his dick slaps gently against her forehead. He looks at her, her eyes are filled with tears, terror and maybe a bit of excitement?
He begins walking over straddling her, dragging his dick over her eevee hoodie, down the small of her back and resting it on her ass. He turns around. He's about to breed her. He bites the mock eevee tail and pulls her ass up. She is now on to her knees but her face is still in the grass. Her cooter is fully exposed through the hole Duke ripped but the rest of her costume is still intact. It's hard to tell where the brown pubic hairs end and the costume begins.
She is now ready. He takes his time mounting her. He takes his front legs and hooks her hips. She stops crying, mostly, and breathes shallow breaths in anticipation. His red cock is now fully erect and runs along Moki's belly. He begins dry humping her. His dick teases her folds as he prepares her for the main event. Her face is pushed into the ground with every thrust. She grunts each time and her rhythm matches his.
Without warning he plunges in her wet warm pussy. It feels so good. He's use to small Pokémon cunt. They are always tight, a little too tight, but her human pussy is just right. It welcomes its new umbreon master happily, all ready squeezing and sopping wet. It knows its place even if Moki herself doesn't yet. She gasps loudly. He fucks her hard. Her cheeks are clapping against his underbelly. All his pent up anger is being pounded into Moki's cunt. The little whore orgasms before him, clamping down on the red rocket hard, begging it to fill her up. His dick would love nothing more to oblige the slut but Duke is not done with her. He's going to get his money's worth. He uses dark rage to suppress his climax. She shakes and quivers but Duke keeps up the blistering pace. Over the course of the next few minutes, she orgasms again and again each time moaning and yelling louder. In between orgasms she lays there crossed eyed with her tongue hanging out. He's fucking her silly.
After ten minutes of relentless pounding, he can no longer suppress the dick's wants. His balls contract and his shaft pulsates, shooting wads of hot cum deep in the hungry snatch. His knot swells, locking the tight human cunt in place. The cock isn't finished yet, continuing to twitch as more seed exits and along with it, the last vestiges of Duke's innocence. There was always some part of him, like a voice within, telling him not to rape Moki, that he couldn't turn back if he did. Now that part of him is silent, consumed by darkness, like weak prey by a stomach. Duke dismounts his bitch, they are now ass to ass. The knot is in and is stuck, but she's big enough it will only last a couple minutes. She looks back and sees the mess they made. She cries but otherwise, does nothing. Duke opens his mouth, closes his eyes and pants. Finally the first stage of his revenge is done. He's never felt this good in his entire life.
After a few minutes the knot loosens and his dick slides out. It dangles between his legs dripping with his and her fluids. Moki tries to stand up but Duke knocks her down. Then he grabs the back of her hoodie and drags her into the forest. She kicks and screams for help but it is no use.
As they are leaving, Duke looks back at the pikachu and eevee. The pikachu is long dead but the eevee is alive, just barely. Duke is reminded of her bite. She tore his leg pretty deep. It might leave a little scare but with a bit of licking, it should heal up fine. Her chest is rising up and down but otherwise she is motionless. Did the pikachu say her name was Duchess? Did Moki really name her after Duke, and treated her kindly, as some sort of atonement for her sins? That might have touched his heart before but now he finds it hilarious. Duke wonders what Duchess felt as she heard Moki being raped. Failure, weakness, sadness.... maybe a bit of jealousy? Duke could smell the waning stages of an unsatisfied heat on her young dog cunt. She was probably too naive to understand what it meant, but her body knew. It wanted a big strong cock to make her a bitch. If circumstances were different, he might have taught the pup what her lower hole was made for.
Duke leaves the dead Pokémon to the pidgey up above and drags Moki into the woods. He's taking her back to his den to become his bitch and it's all thanks to the noble little pikachu, Lulu.
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The umbreon leaves with the girl. Once he's sure the umbreon has left, Flaps dives first, leading the pidgey group of four. He lands next to the fresh meat. This is the best day ever. They are normally lucky if they get some scraps from a kill. Now they got two, mostly, intact meals. Flappy can't believe the umbreon would just leave these two tasty meat bags laying on the ground. Just one of them would be enough meat for all of them. Pikachu or eevee? It's hard to pick. He has had pikachu before but it was rotten and not very good. He has never had eevee though, wonder what it tastes like.
Flappy hops over to the eevee. He gets excited and chirps to the others, "this one is still alive!" The others chatter happily in response. Meat that's still alive is unheard of. The only things they eat alive are caterpie. They all gather around the eevee's underbelly and look at it hungrily.
"Dibs on the spleen," Dizzy chirps.
"Not if I get to it first," Ziggy challenges. "Scavenger's law, remember?"
Before Dizzy can respond, a raspy voice pleads, "please don't. Let me die first." It's the eevee. The other pidgey all look too Flappy. He's the unofficial leader for the little aerie. They will go with whatever he says.
Flappy remembers back to when he was very young, before he could fly. His sister fell out of the nest. Their parents were gone and she cried for help. An opportunistic zigzagoon heard and pounced on his sister. The zigzagoon toyed with her for minutes, tossing her around and enjoying her weak struggles. The zigzagoon laughed and teased her saying she'll make a lovely snack, before biting her head completely off. Flappy can still distinctly recall his sister's frantic peeping replaced with a loud crunch. Admidently, he didn't mind watching his sister turned into a lunch. It meant more crop milk for him after all but that incident taught him an important lesson; a predator shows no mercy. A prey's life means nothing to them. If a predator ever got a hold of Flappy they would toy and taunt him just like the zigzagoon did to his sister. He vowed if he was ever lucky enough to be on the giving end of a maw, he would show no mercy as well.
"Sorry sweety," Flappy tells the eevee meal, "meat doesn't decide how it's eaten." The other pidgey chirp in approval and the eevee whimpers.
The pidgey circle around the underbelly. Dizzy jumps up on her hip, Buzzy on her chest. Flappy and Ziggy are positioned just below the tender belly. They all take a moment to wet their beaks, licking and clicking them. The eevee cries softly. Dinner time. Almost all at once, they lunge forward. It turns into a frenzy. Their sharp beaks easily tear into the supple flesh. Their heads jostle each other trying to get the most meat for themselves. They don't even bother to pull up to swallow, they wouldn't want to be pushed out of the frenzy. The air fills with the sounds of ripping flesh, snapping beaks, gulping gullets, ruffling feathers, and the weak raspy yelping of an eevee. The eevee is obviously in great pain. Her legs jut out and convulse, her whole body shakes and horrible gargling comes from her throat. Eating prey alive is fun! Too bad it's a rare event. The fresh bloody meat is the best Flappy has ever eaten.
Before long Flappy is to the base of his beak deep in the delectable eevee, when he bites into something. He can taste it's the lower intestine, his favorite part. Not wanting to share it with the others, he pulls his head up and takes with him about two feet of the gut. He hops a few feet away from the frenzy with his prize. Flappy snaps it into pieces as he eats. It's gone in less than thirty seconds.
He looks back at the frenzy, the underbelly is already about half eaten and rapidly disappearing. The eevee is still alive. Although, her convulses and protests are now much weaker. Flappy won't be able to join again without getting pushed out but the head is still left intact, eyeballs! Flappy loves eyeballs. He hops over to the eevee and gets right up in her face. He cocks his head. Her mouth is wide open as blood curdles out and her tongue lays on the ground limp. Her eyes look up at him pitifully, begging him not to do it. Flappy doesn't care, he shoots forward and with proficiency, digs his beak deep into her eye socket. He rotates the sharp beak, slicing the eyelids open. He grabs the squishy savory ball then yanks it out. It's season with salt from crying. The cord on the back holds for a second and he has to pull harder but eventually it snaps. That clearly hurt the eevee but she's so weak all she did was let out a sad little meep. Flappy lifts his head back and swallows the eyeball. He can feel the salty ball slide down to his crop and he hastens it past to the stomach. His gizzard already working, grinding up the intestines.
The eevee spews a glob of blood out and goes completely limp. Her remaining eye goes dim. Too bad, it was fun while it lasted. Flappy reaches deep into her mouth and snips out her tongue then swallows that too. He is now nice a full, time to fill his crop for his mate and hatchlings. He brings his head back up and looks around. His cast has already disemboweled the eevee completely and now are working on different parts. Buzzy is reaching up under her ribcage to peck at her lungs and heart. Ziggy is focused on picking the meat of the back of one of her hind legs. While Dizzy is snapping bits of tender steak off her spine. They must be full as well because their crops are starting to fill, made visible by a burgeoning bulge in their throats.
Flappy thinks about helping them when he remembers the pikachu. He looks over, she's still laying there untouched, other than the missing throat. She looks so yummy. He's about to get started on her when a large dark shadow flys over the pidgey. They all stop and look up. Uh oh, it's Dawn, a pidgeotto. There are only a couple dozen pidgeotto in the entire forest. Most pidgey don't make it near far enough to become one but the ones that do, have almost free reign over the skies. The Central Forest is Dawn's territory and she makes sure all the local pidgey know it. Fortunately, pidgeotto rarely hunt pidgey. They usually will only eat one if they feel the pidgey are getting a bit too uppity but it happens just enough to keep the other pidgey in line. This fear let's them bully pidgey off scavenged kills.
Dawn makes a swooping dive at the pidgey, passing just inches over, screeching loudly. One of her talons nearly grabs Dizzy. The pidgey scatter off the eevee and huddle near each other. Dawn makes a sweeping glide and banks to the left. She gracefully turns around and without flapping, tucks in her wings and lands a foot beside the pikachu corpse.
"Hey guys, thought I would stop by for dinner," Dawn says in a pretentious voice. "No one invited me? I'm offended."
The other pidgey push, with their wings, Flappy to the front. Guess being the leader has its downsides too. Flappy gulps, "Uh... come on Dawn, let us have this one. You can get your own kills. Can't you go catch a golden or a vulpix?"
Ziggy joins in, "yeah go kill a vulpix!" Pidgey hate vulpix.
Dawn puffs up her feathers and tilts her head to the sky in a snooty manner, "and get my talons bloody? When there's a fresh whole," she looks down at the missing throat and cocks her head, "well, mostly whole, pikachu laying on the ground? Have you ever had pikachu? It's so good, especially when fresh. I don't get to eat them very often because of the whole," she ruffles her feathers, "electricity thing." She looks at the eevee, "and eevee? Never had one of those. She'll be a nice dessert." Dawn licks her beak.
Flappy can't let his group down without putting up a little fight, they wouldn't respect him if he didn't, so he fans his feathers and peeps, "Dawn you can't take all of the food. We pidgey have mates and hatchlings too! You're just a... just a... bully!"
It is dead silent. Dawn tilts her head to the left and blinks her translucent eyelids. "What's your name, pidgey?"
Flappy becomes cold with dread. It's never a good thing for a pidgeotto to know a pidgey's name. Most of the time it ends up being put in a gizzard. Still he can't deny her, he says nervously, "F-Flappy."
"Maybe Flappy would like to take the place of the pikachu?"
"No Ma'am, I..."
"Come to think of it, I've lost my appetite for pikachu. A four course pidgey feast sounds much better to me," she takes turns pointing at different pidgey with her beak as she's saying, "one for the gizzard, one for the stomach, one for the crop and one for the beak." She ends by pointing at Flappy. "I like you Flappy, you'll get the beak. That way you can listen to your friends get grounded up to mush before getting the same honor. It's best to keep the meat in the evolution line anyways. Why is it that ekans and vulpix get to eat all the poultry? That's all pidgey are good for, food. Can't even make their own kill. Worthless little birds. I'm ashamed I was ever one."
Flappy loses his cool. He's done being pushed around by pidgeotto. Even if he gets eaten, he'll die standing up for his kind. He hops forward, looks her right in the eye and squawks, "you know what I think? You pidgeotto are just a bunch of overgrown spearow!" The pidgey group does not back him up at all. All they do is shake their feathers in fear.
Dawn doesn't respond for a moment and tension builds but then she let's out a laugh, "ha! I like your spunk Flappy. Fine, you win, just don't push your luck next time or I'll have a little squirming Flappy for my crop." She stops and looks at the corpses." Let's be honest, you guys don't need all this meat. So I'll take the pikachu and you can finish the eevee. I don't like leftovers anyway. Sounds good?"
Flappy is just happy that he's not halfway down Dawn's gullet right now, "y-yeah, that sounds good."
"Then if you'll excuse me," Dawn picks up the pikachu by the ear and tosses it high into the air. It cartwheels over twice and Dawn points her beak and opens her maw wide. Strands of saliva welcome the little yellow meal. The pikachu falls and makes a splat in the gaping gullet. Dawn throws her head forward and the pikachu, in four quick head thrust, disappears into the hungry pidgeotto's throat. It must be good because Dawn flutters her eyes and ruffles her feathers. She gulps and gyrates her neck and the lump slides down to the crop, making a nice lump. She doesn't keep it there long. She perks up straight and gulps one last time. The crop empties and the bulge mostly disappears into Dawn's body, where it will make its final journey to the stomach. There it will stew for a bit, then make its way to the gizzard, where it will be grounded to pika-paste.
Dawn let's out a ,"AHHHHHHH." She clicks her beak and continues, "I think you guys made the wrong decision. That was scrumptious! Never pass up a pikachu, remember that. And their young, to die for! The little mischievous fellows like to sneak off. They're so easy to sink your talons into when alone. The little scaredy mousey split up when they should stick together." Dawn looks up to the sky happily like she's recalling a fond memory. She shakes her head and snaps to, "anyways, I'll leave you guys to the eevee."
Dawn turns her back to the aerie, like she's about to fly away. Before she does, she looks back at Flappy, over her wing, and coos, "Hey Flappy, if you ever manage to become a pidgeotto, why don't you dump your loser mate. I'm single now and looking for a cute tiercel." She flicks her tail up, exposing her engorged cloaca.
Flappy blushes, "uhhhhhh..."
She interrupts, "I'll let you think about it." Dawn giggles and flys away.
Flappy is still flustered when his friends come to congratulate him. They wrap their wings around him and tell him "that was awesome!" "Way to go Flappy!" "I thought you were gizzard food!"
Flappy plays it off cool, "no big deal guys, let's fill our crops before other scavengers show up."
They don't argue and flap over to the eevee. They quickly begin eating again. Flappy goes for the neck meat, digging past the white fur. He makes good time and his crop is almost full when he hears Ziggy, with a muffled full throat, go, "guys."
They all look up and see about six spearow gathering in a tree nearby. Spearow and pidgey hate one another. In the air, even the slowest pidgey can out fly a spearow but on the ground, spearow are the kings. They often push pidgey off scavenged kills.
The spearow glide from the tree squawking at the pidgey. His friends fly off and Flappy is about to do the same when he remembers the pikachu throat. It's still laying there on the ground. He can't resist and quickly hops over to the yellow and red mass. He scoops it up in his beak and flys away. The spearow get dangerously close but he manages to slip by unhurt.
Flappy flies up to a nearby tree with his morsel. He looks down on the spearow. They are already pecking away at what's left of the eevee. There's not much, just some gristle on the bone. Most of her ended up in a pidgey. Flappy tilts his head up and swallows the pikachu esophagus. Whoah, Dawn was right, pikachu is delicious! It's a bit gamey but that's the way he likes it. With his crop full of fresh meat, he flies up into the air. He circles around the campsite once and he heads back to his nest to feed his chicks and his mate. It's been a really good day.
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Thus ending your story. You died fighting alongside friends, even though it's your fault Duke caught up to them. Duke has his full revenge. After months of sexual abuse in his den, Moki's mind breaks down. She believes she is an eevee and that Duke is her mate. She eats raw meat savagely and often begs Duke to fuck her. Once she is fully submitted to Duke, he steals two male eevee pups from a daycare and brings them back for Moki to raise. She breast feeds them as if they were her own children. After nearly two years, Duke finds evolution stones and gives them to the eevee. With the pups now powerful enough to guard their surrogate mother, Duke sets out for his final revenge. He hunts down the remaining Eevee Sisters, killing them one by one. He rapes them and while still attached to his knot then eats their guts out alive. All the while his brothers watch their trainers die . Duke gets away and suffers no consequences. He spends the rest of his life fucking Moki and bringing her more pups to raise. Duke dies happy and satisfied. Moki is distraught over his death, she loved him, but her sons help keep her needy cunt warm, passing on the tradition of their father. You are forgotten by the tribe but not by Duke. Sometimes, when he's fucking Moki, he imagines she's you. He really wanted to fill you with cum. You remind him a lot of Tok after all. He enjoys recalling ripping out your throat but he wished he would have had time to have more fun with your pussy first. You leave no legacy but hey, at least your useless body was put to better use in a pidgeotto's gizzard!
