"Hey, big stupid asshat, why are so useless," you yell at him. He just sits there looking straight ahead. You make angry eye contact and say in a condescending voice, "help. Me. Thun-der. Moun-tain." He doesn't even blink. "Fucking retard," you get up to leave but as you do he yawns. You yawn back. You don't know why but you get tired. You got a full night's sleep last night but you become so groggy you lay down. Just a little rest.
You wake up an unknown time later. You are very groggy. You hear water lapping but nothing else. You blink and your sight becomes focused. You are looking down at water. From your midsection down you are submerged and a green vine is tied tight around you. How you got tied up you have no idea. You look around, somehow the slowpoke has tied you to his tail and is using you as live bait! You try to use Thundershock but it has been disabled somehow. You start to flail and scream but the vine is tied tight.
You panic and splash the water. You see something swimming at you under the water. Your struggling has attracted attention. This is bad. You see a stream of water start in the middle of the river and shoot toward at an extreme speed. You scream for help but no one is around. It happens so fast. A cloyster jumps out of the water and engulfs your entire body. You see its face smiling cruelly, then *snap*.
It's so dark and cold. The water inside feels like your being stabbed with long knives. You see the cloyster is hovering over you. A booming voice rings out, "a pikachu? I've never had the pleasure and with a slowpoke tail? This must be my lucky day." You can't respond because you're drowning. You struggle hard but you're still tied to the slowpoke tail. "Relax pikachu, you won't be alive much longer. I'm going to turn you into mincemeat then suck you through a tube. It will be painless, mostly, I think. I don't know but I guess you're about to find out."
The cloyster lets out a powerful stream of water. It pushes you around the inside of the shell at great speeds. It feels like your body is being stretched apart. You keep gaining speed and you feel and hear your bones stretch and crack. Your eyes fell like the are being pushed to the back of your skull. You hear popping as your joints disconnect. The pain is unbearable and you think it will never end. You hear a series of pops as each one of your vertebrae is dislocated. Pain shoots up your spine then is replaced by numbness. You would scream but you can't. The speed increases, it feel like your skull is going to cave in, then *CRACK*
The Hydro Pump pulverizes the pikachu and slowpoke tail into many pieces. The pikachu's blood and gore fills his shell. He tastes the water, not bad. Pikachu goes well with a slowpoke tail. He keeps the Hydro Pump going to further break down the pikachu.
He's never been this far up the river. He was really craving slowpoke tail. He learned Waterfall just so he could get up this far. Looks like it paid off! Although, he probably wouldn't have seen the slowpoke tail of this pikachu wasn't attached to it. How did she get on there anyway? Doesn't matter, he's glad she was.
'Oops, that work too good,' the slowpoke looks back at his missing tail. 'Oh well, me go grow it back. Be back fishing soon.' The slowpoke sonders off into the forest to rest till his tail grows back. As he walks through a bush, he walks by a vulpix who looks mortified. The slowpoke just keeps walking.
Thus ending your story. You were pulverized and turned into a puree. Over the next few days, the cloyster filters your nutritious soup through a tube. Once all of you and the slowpoke tail are absorbed, the cloyster opens his shell. A glub of air and tuffs of yellow and black fur surface on the river and shards of bones float to the bottom of the river. It's the only evidence you ever existed. You are forgotten by the tribe and the cloyster as just another meal. The cloyster swims off downstream. He's heading back to the ocean for now. He'll be back once he finds himself craving slowpoke tail again. You leave no legacy but hey, at least you were good live bait!
