You walk up to the house and find Jack outside smoking.
"Hey man," he calls over to you. His rotund belly protruding out from underneath his shirt. The shirt does nothing, just makes it more revealing. He stumps out his cigarette, before sitting up with effort and inviting you in.
"Let's go to the living room," he says, guiding you in.
All you can do is admire his giant ass and love handles from this view.
"How are you?" you ask, trying to control your raging boner.