In a bid to make yourself more visible, you decide to climb the plate and the slice that lays on it.
You stand on top of the pepperoni pizza, as the thief picks it up. You're elevated along with the slice, as the thief brings it up to her mouth. Her mouth spreads open, strands of saliva form along with the movement.
You're brought closer and closer to her mouth, you feel the heat of her pizza scented breath all over your body.
This is your last chance to do something, or else you're lunch.