You decide to abandon the ship. As her teeth gnaw through the slice, you jump down hoping for the best.
You land on a large wobbly surface. After getting your bearings, you realize you're in the burglar's cleavage!
You notice you're slowly sliding down between the mountainous breasts, and you feel her swallow down the chewed up pizza you just jumped off of with a loud 'gluck'. It's a relief you're not part of the mass sent down into her stomach.
What's less of a relief is that you seem to be stuck in the canyon that is her bosom. You can only listen to her cold heart beat and an occasional unladylike laugh as she watches your TV.
