Finally, it was your day to shine! You were only days away from officially becoming the Trade Princess of the Bilgewater Cartel, maybe you'd finally be able to openly persue your rather...private relationship with Candy Cane, the rather well endowed goblin lady that would promote your company's products.
Megs Dreadshredder, your assistant walked up to you. "I have a bit of a busy day planned out for you today, madam." She said, waving a clipboard around. "We've been having some trouble with some upstart troll-servents." You looked at her, with a look that clearly said 'Why am I, the president of the company dealing with this?' "You see..."Megs quickly added. "You're one of Kezan's finest warriors, and by promoting this image, we're definitely going to be able to show everyone what a capable Trade Princess you could be." You nodded at this, and exchanged your formal dress for your warrior's garb, the most expensive gear money could buy, Orc made battle-plate.
You dash down to the Kajamite quarry and start beating the more uppity trolls around, even shrinking one or 2 down with your Goblin All-in-Wonder Belt, to use as 'toys' later. Suddenly, a very large female troll taps you on the shoulder, turning around you see she's easily three times your own height. You gulp and...
