"Actually," Daisy said, changing her mind. "I'll give my own word!" Daisy then leapt into the air at the lead koopatrol, oblivious to the pointed
dangers of doing so.
"No, Daisy!" Rosalina called out to her friend, but it was too late. Rosalina watched as Daisy came down hard on the koopatrol- right onto its spiky armor.
"AAAAAAEIIIIII!!!" Daisy shrieked, falling to the ground and clutching her spiked soles in pain. Her friends watched in terror as one of the koopatrols first licked at Daisy's tender soles, then scooped her up and swallowed her whole.
"Delicious!" The koopatrol exclaimed, rubbing his belly as he felt Daisy kicking about from the inside.
"No, Daisy!" Peach cried, tears pouring out of her eyes. She couldn't believe what she had seen. Could her best friend really be gone so quickly?
"Our turns, now!" The two other koopatrols said in unison, moving in on the two remaining princesses menacingly. Rosalina held Peach in her arms, trying to comfort her. Without Daisy, though, the two of them were outnumbered and outmatched- the fight was hopeless.
"Because of Daisy, we're done for..."
Rosalina thought as she felt a koopatrol grab her and shove her body into his mouth. Neither her nor Peach struggled. They simply knew that a dumb mistake had cost them their lives and made them into meals.
"What an idiot! I mean, really, jumping onto spiked armor?" One of the koopatrols mused, burping out Daisy's crown as if to emphasize his victory due to her misjudgment.
"I know. Durr, I'm Daisy! I'm a big moron!" His friend mocked, striking a derpy feminine pose to really sell the joke. "At least her blue friend tasted good."
"Yeah, Peach was scrummy too," The third koopatrol said with a smile. "And filling, I feel like I need to work off some princess fat. Let's go talk to Bowser and see what he thinks about that." He suggested. His partners agreed, and together they went off to see their king for their lovely reward.