Hearing your alarm clock ring for the third time, you finally give up and awake. Rubbing the sleep out your eyes, you step out of bed and get ready for your day. Coming downstairs, you turn on the TV and prepare breakfast, although it's the evening. A generic news jingle plays and a well-endowed woman reads the news.
"Good morning, sleepyheads!" She says with a glimmering smile. You drowsily mumble good morning back as you pour out a drink. "Today marks the sixth month that 'vore' became real. Although first faced with much controversy, it has come to be accepted as a simple fact of life." She surely has to be very happy with this, judging from her proportions.
Also working with her may also be an explanation why you know this. Or do you? You're too tired to care right now. While eating breakfast, you decide to check your phone, and see a new picture message. It's you at the bar with a couple of friends. A skinny man smiling and wearing a shirt that reads, "People are friends, not food!" a buff woman squeezing you in between her arm, and a mature bartender, a bit older than yourself waving at the camera.
Finishing breakfast, it's time for you to start your day. You're not even a little bit worried of arriving to work late.
"You should've seen those mutants!" You'll say, sweating from 'presumably' running away from the mutants. Looks like that treadmill you bought wasn't a waste of money after all. Word for word you'll read off what happened in an old story you read off Aryion. "They were the most vicious predators that I've ever seen, boss! I was 'this' close to being swallowed whole." It works every time. Now, what will you do?