You can't sleep in all the time. Even with people going around swallowing each other, whole money is still at the top of the food chain. Now the question is, where did you work? You've been sleeping in so much that you can hardily remember.
You could've worked at the local news station. It would've most likely been your job to serve the hostess. From what you can remember, either from personal experience or leaked footage, she apparently is an absolute diva. Coffee is too hot, she'll eat you, camera lens is on, she'll eat you, sneeze during a recording, she'll let you off with a warning. Then proceed to eat you anyways. Hopefully one of these days someone will teach her a lesson. Maybe that person could be you.
Then again, you could've also worked for the Postal Service. You would've been in charge of sorting the various letters and helping the mail men and women. That chubby girl seems to be the most active and you'll be seeing her quite a lot. But recently, she seems to acting very strangely. From her heavy breathing, constant sweating, and bright red face, something is obviously wrong with her. Perhaps you can help her out.
Another job that you can see yourself working as a waiter at nearby restaurant. Its not very glamourous, but it pays the bills. The thing that makes this restaurant special however, is the "GGR Special", standing for "Grab, Gulp, and Repeat." Considering the state of the world right now, I'm sure you're smart enough to figure what the special is.