Today, just like any other, you find yourself at work in a white room containing all the essentials you'll ever need when dealing with patients of all species.
Before you stands a very old elephant lady wearing a rose coloured dress with flower patterns. She giggles as you hand her the prescription you had just wrote out before saying, "Here you are, Miss Marshall
"Oh honey, you can call me Susan." She winks and smiles before turning and heading for the door. As it closes behind her you finish writing down all the details of her condition and set the clipboard aside before stepping over to the far wall, pushing a button that would signal your next patient to come in.
You wait, hoping it will be nothing serious when you hear the click of the door handle and through the doorway steps a...