It's your son Bill. He turns to you and says "There's nothing to eat in here. We're all out of cereal."
"Ugh.." you groan. You're starving, and the last time you guys were out of cereal your wife ate you for breakfast. With 3 preds currently in the house you and Bill don't stand a chance if there's no food.
"Okay go to your room I'll be right back. IF one of your sisters comes for you, make sure they promise to reform you."