You go to your father and smile. "I want you to eat me."
He smiles happily. "Really? Me?"
You nod and he takes your hands and stuffs them in his mouth. He takes a gulp and you get pulled forward. Your family watches as your father swallows you whole, savoring your delicious flavor.
After one final gulp, you plummet into his belly. He burps and pats you.
"I can't believe he chose to spend his birthday in my belly. He's never picked me." He says happily. "Oh and he'll churn up good."
His acids surround you and you begin to digest inside his full belly.
You fall asleep, enjoying your fate.
Your mother pulls your father to their room and they make use of your digested material in bed.
