"Thought you'd never ask, big guy." The big guy in question breathes a sigh of relief. "Lifesaver, little dude..."
Without even a hint of discretion, Diames stands and kicks off his shorts, and... hold on.
Okay, yeah, I just looked it up, and reptile dicks don't look like that. His is almost human, save for its... anomalous size. Seriously, this thing is almost as big as your arm, and twice as thick. Did he take dick steroids to go with the muscle ones? He's even got oversized balls! Those don't go on the outside of a lizard. Does this guy know anything about anatomy?
