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You know what, scratch that. Turns out it was Hitler's private blanket. Dave's dad told him the story seven years ago, and there was a coffee table somewhere in there. But him and his dad agree, it's cooler to have Hitler's coffee table than Hitler's snuggie.

My friend, Dave, his grandfather gave his father Hitler's coffee table. His grandfather helped rebuild the European railways after the war. During this, he got the coffee table from the Wolf's Lair, Hitler's retreat. He gave it to Dave's father.
I don't know how long he had it, but one day, before Dave was born or was still very young (not entirely sure when, but he's 21 to give you a time estimate), his parents decided to move. On the first trip, his dad couldn't fit the coffee table. So he left it in the care of one of his brothers, Dave's uncle, till he got back. It was a few months (I think they moved from somewhere out west to South Carolina) till Dave's father got back.
When he returned, he learned his brother's wife had gotten a hold of the table, SANDED IT DOWN, AND...
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Is it considered incest, narcissism, or masturbation if you make out with your clone?

He did not die for our sins... He died in the name of science!

When God learned the Devil was cloning himself, he knew he had to do something, thus he turned to his son. When his son disagreed, he turned to the ninja scientist Judas. As Judas made his army for God, he learned of Jesus's tragic fate at the hands of Satan's clones. He knew what he had to do...

...And on the 3rd day he rose again, more machine than man...

I've decided to write my Whore Horrors stories, but I don't know where to start... someone mind picking one? Answer on here or my blogs with the lists.

Part 1:
blog/Argent_Sable/more_turned_on_than_afraid_b-6910.html

Part 2:
blog/Argent_Sable/more_turned_on_than_afraid_part_2_b-6926.html

Also, I forgot to set the title for number thirteen. It's supposed to be Why Go West When You Can Go South?

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12: Become One With Her
Think Frankenstein monster who steals people's body parts.

13:
Wierd Western, cowgirls (western + anthro), centaurs, anthropomorthic residents (cattle based), magic-gifted anthropomorthic indians (desert creature based), werewolves, and out of place machinery.

14: Cavern of the Dragoness
A powerful female knight learns of an invincible dragon who has guarded the sleeping body of a preserved princess. She and her charge embark to slay this ageless beast.

Can't believe I thought this up... *laughs* I had a thought a week ago. Accidently said "horror" when I meant "whore" and thought "Oh my god! Whore Horrors! A fetish series that parodies horror films!" XD
I've been thinking up various different films and here's what I got:
1: Eaten Out
Zombies!
2: This Is So Hard!!
More Zombies!
3: Almost There...
Still Moar Zombies!
4: Suck On This!!!
The Undead Climax!! XP
5: They're Inside Me...
Squirming, wriggling parasites!
6: The Man Of My Dreams
Freddy Kreuger...? No...
7: Dracula Bites (Something Else)
Hey, they...
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Hey, visitor. First off, I did not chose this fruity-ass color scheme! Damnit, give me my negative color scheme Bahamut background, my transparent content boxes and my whites, red, blues, and greens. Give me them!
*exhales* Sorry about that. Anyways, I not new. My original account: http://aryion.com/g3/user/ZeroNova+ never had a userpage, and never did in the year and some months I've been here. All you get is a 404 Error page everyday. And it still bugs me. If anyone knows the problem I never saw, let me know. Thanks.